Leo 🐼

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them.

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

When that new #Drake got you too hyped 😳😂🤦‍♂️ supremepatty - Literally me right now. #TooLit #lastPostISwear @ Louisville, Mississippi https://t.co/8G2EZ1t2gj

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

Before Amazon Prime: "Wow, they
said 8-10 days and my package came
in eight! How nice.''

After Prime: ''If I don't get these cat
coasters within 24 hours I am going to
kill myself. Where are you!?!?!?!?!

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

My wife is the best ... She always gets me these special made beer cans with a crown because she says I'm a king 😉😎. #aayyee. #kingLeonidas #twitterafterdark #metoo

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

I don't understand why people get so shook at my resting bitch face & say "u look so intimidating" like ?? Why would I be walking around and smiling for no reason??? I swear I'm the biggest goofball who can't stop laughing as soon as u talk to me though. 😬🤷🏻‍♂️

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

Everyone is a chismoso but there are different types of chismosos: The chismoso that just likes to listen to the chisme, the chismoso that makes up the chisme, & the chismoso that tells everybody the chisme. 🤥🤥🤥 #scoobydoopapa #aayyee #metoomovement

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

I'll argue for 20 minutes then be like " I'm not going to sit here and argue with you." 😩😡😝 #IfTwitterWereAnOffice #twitterafterdark #metoo #scoobydooPapa!

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

If it's allowed... Then isn't it just a day off!?? 🤔😂😂🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/KQ8bARUyui

[San Gabriel Valley Tribune @SGVTribune]

Alhambra Unified to allow all students, staff to walk out March 14 to protest gun violence https://t.co/pGM205pp1k

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

The #browns are making moves!! #cleveland #lebron #cabs 🏈🏈

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

You know! 🙋🏻‍♂️ #metoo #ayyee

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

Date night 🍻. #marriedpeoplegoouttoo 🙌🤠. #gokingsgo #ayyeee #metoo… https://t.co/EitCtilVCH

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

Tabasco!! 🔥🔥👌👌👌 https://t.co/F1s0s2sMXb

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

You know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don't sing
along. 😑 #sad #bbb #deep #WhyIHadToWalkThePlank #SongABook

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

#issaLifestyle 😎👌 https://t.co/vzFmq9N8Nz

[LA Clippers @LAClippers]

Issa Win!!!

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

Women are loved unconditionally but men are loved based on what they can provide. -Chris Rock
💯 #true #bbb #metoo #basic #fbf #tgif #itstheweekend 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

Bros don't let Bros go hungry. Thanks #sisterbro @KarlaaLizette #nationalpizzaday #brolife #premioslonuestro #bbb #pizzagetinmybelly

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

Retweet if you're sitting down.

#premioslonuestro #metoo #dex #chesterTheMolester #Fergielicious

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

👌👌 RT @LAClippers: The Lob, The Jam; Pt. II.

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

I hate when my Touch ID doesn't work or my phone like c'mon you already know it's me..with a little chicken tenders grease. #fitlife #firstWorldProblems #sad #sweepstakes #metoo #stablegenius #Jeopardy #bbb #tweetforlikes

[Leo 🐼 @LeoDotAce]

Teens in 2018 have had a wild year... They went from eating Tide pods to reforming gun laws. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #TidePodChallenge #guncontrol #Twitterafterdark #yolo #bbb #trump