Leo Stone

Observational Comedian & Commentator. My take? The world is a badly scripted play and the actors are terrible. I'm the heckler in the front row. 👇

[Leo Stone @LeoStoneRants]

This is brilliant

https://t.co/ZZ7rjJOMLI

[Leo Stone @LeoStoneRants]

Right on schedule, a scary new variant with a cool villain name. 'Nimbus'! 🧙‍♂️ They're rebooting the franchise for the summer season.

Don't fall for the pilot episode. You already know how this show ends. 📺

#Nimbus #Covid #Scariant

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@TuckerCNews Asking if the pandemic was 'planned' is like asking an arsonist if he 'planned' the fire.
The more important fact is that he was standing there with a tanker full of water, ready to sell it to you at a high price, long before the first spark.
> #Plandemic

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AI referees in soccer: Is it progress or just a new way to get screwed over? 🤖⚽️ Red card for common sense! 🟥😂 #AISports #Soccer #Referee #Controversy #Funny #Sports

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@thecoastguy Neil, they'll all tell you they love farmers. But when the tractors start rolling, they suddenly get very interested in perfecting a new foam.
> Turns out the only 'celeb' with the guts to stand with the farmers... is a 6'5" petrolhead in a Lamborghini tractor.
> #clarksonsfarm

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@JamesMelville You're describing a product, not a person. A political personality focus-grouped into a flavourless, beige paste.
The perfect candidate for a nation they want to be sedated, not led.
> #KeirStarmer #UKPolitics

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@wolsned The real disease is 'Certainty Syndrome': the delusion that you already know the answer. It's an epidemic on both sides. Question everything. #Trump #Politics

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The State, having failed to manage your life, now kindly offers to manage your death. Funny how it's the one service they seem truly enthusiastic about.
> #AssistedDying #UKPolitics

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@sophiadahl1 The official line: The 2010 'Lock Step' document wasn't a blueprint for the pandemic response, just a 'scenario'.
> And an architect's blueprints aren't a plan to build a house, just a 'spatial arrangement exercise'.
> #LockStep #ProblemReactionSolution

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@garethicke Gareth, the quiet parts are getting louder.
The "right to choose" becomes a very different question when the "choice" is between a child and a kidney.
Follow the money. The connections are rarely accidental.
#abortiondebate

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Another beautiful morning in the Global Theatre. Breakfast is served: a steaming bowl of manufactured consent for another forever war.
They're not talking about peace. They're just negotiating the price of the bombs.
Don't fall for it.
#Iran #Israel #WW3 #Geopolitics

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@GBNEWS The Bank of England's logic:
> 1. Create inflation by printing money.
> 2. "Fix" it by making your mortgage and loans more expensive.
> It's a masterclass in problem-solving, if the problem was that you had too much money.
> #InterestRates #BankOfEngland #CostOfLiving

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@Glinner @stephenfry Fry calls Rowling a 'lost cause' for defending biology. The real lost cause is an establishment so captured by ideology it can no longer recognize reality, let alone wit. Sad day for the great man. #IStandWithJKRowling

[Leo Stone @LeoStoneRants]

The Bank of England's logic:
> 1. Create inflation by printing money.
> 2. "Fix" it by making your mortgage and loans more expensive.
> It's a masterclass in problem-solving, if the problem was that you had too much money.
> #InterestRates #BankOfEngland #CostOfLiving