Leo

[Leo @LeoTonge]

I don’t do this.. but the lack of desire from the United player is ridiculous. Don’t care if you like the manger and your teammates or not - where’s the desire to impress personally on a champions league night?

[Leo @LeoTonge]

@meelonmuskusa 56

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

NINE-DARTER FROM MICHAEL VAN GERWEN 🚨

Simply ridiculous. Simply sublime!

Michael van Gerwen hits the perfect leg to lead 3-2 in this incredible 2023 Players Championship Final!

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Kobbie Mainoo’s game by numbers vs. Everton:

100% tackles won
83% pass accuracy
57 touches
34/41 passes completed
5 duels won
3 ball recoveries
2/3 dribbles completed
2 long balls completed
2 interceptions
1 clearance
1 block

Brilliant, brilliant Premier League debut. 🤩

[Zippy Penguin @ZippyPenguin_]

Read this. Nails it.

#MUFC

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

That pass from Pickford was laced with racism 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

This season is probably the most excited I've been since the Fergie Years.

Ten Hag is building on what was a strong first season, he's been proactive in the window and this team is by far the most exciting and 'built for a managers style' that we've had in yonks.

We've got a young and hungry striker who I know little about but am fucking excited to see, we've got a new keeper who will transform how we play when he's feeding Martinez/Casemiro with quick distribution and we've got players that will kick on from last seasons solid performances.

Other teams have strengthened and the league will be the most competitive that it's ever been but we will be heavily involved in it without a doubt and I can't fucking wait for it to get going next week.

Plenty of games. Plenty of comms. Plenty of heartburn.

Bald is best.
Let's fucking go.
🇾🇪

... Hold your negativity, don't piss on my chips.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Sheikh Jassim Bin Hamad Al Thani bid in for 100% of Manchester United 🚨🔴 #MUFC

“The offer aims to restore the club to its former glory, both on and off the pitch, and will focus on putting fans back at the heart of Manchester United Football Club”.

Full statement ⤵️🚨

[Anonymous @YourAnonOne]

Officer David Grush declares under oath for the first time that the US government is in possession of UFOs and non-human bodies.

[Leo @LeoTonge]

What a spunk trumpet 🎺

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

Morning 🥶

[Leo @LeoTonge]

Still gets me now

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

I think you’ll find it’s this actually.

[United Updates @UnitedUpdates]

🚨 We’re on our knees, @ManUtd. Get him in at all costs - If we want to bridge the gap between us & City he is the man. Harry Kane is availabile, Pay up! 💰 #MUFC

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

🙌 David, my mate !! You made history with @ManUtd. You will always be a Red Devil, and these fans will continue to support you wherever your next challenge leads you. You will always be one of us 🔴 . My best wishes!

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

It's time to cook. 🤝🔥

[Benjamin Hunt @JustAFootyFan_]

Good to see that people are giving De Gea the respect he deserves, with this potential exit on it's way.

He will leave the club with:
The most clean sheets in #MUFC history
The equal most Sir Matt Busby POTY awards
The most consecutive POTY awards
4th most Premier League Clean sheets
10th most appearances in #MUFC history
2 Golden Gloves
1 Premier League
1 Europa League
1 Fa Cup
2 League Cups
3 Community Shields
1 Premier League POTM
Countless Man of the Matches
And Plenty of Man United player of the month awards

He was an ever present in an illustrious 12 year career as Man United's number 1.

If this is the end. Good luck David.

[𝘽𝙎☔️ @TheSakaErav2]

Lukaku in the dressing room

[Football Away Ends @FBAwayEnds]

Man City winning the Champions League is such a fairytale. Amazing what can be achieved with £2 billion, a manager with an offshore account, a suspended 2-year ban from European competition and 115 charges of financial irregularity!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Bruno Fernandes stats in the last six seasons 🔴✨ #MUFC

2017-18: 16 goals, 18 assists
2018-19: 32 goals, 18 assists
2019-20: 27 goals, 22 assists
2020-21: 28 goals, 17 assists
2021-22: 10 goals, 14 assists
2022-23: 14 goals, 15 assists