Leon

If you never bump into the Devil it's because you're heading in the same direction

[Father @SaintThePoem]

HOLLERING. Dawg I really hope my wife this good with the kids because I am going to be running through the house HOLLERING LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

[Leon @LeonDKnox]

@Jake_Waterworth There’s no gym in there...

[Leon @LeonDKnox]

@fayestndvn so you can slowly kill yourself abroad?

[Leon @LeonDKnox]

@fayestndvn if she was a president she'd be Baberaham Lincoln

[Leon @LeonDKnox]

@autobot80 @TheLadBible are you mad? Michael Bay's great

[Leon @LeonDKnox]

@JkbRose https://t.co/nqLjfxpnji

[TRUE LAD @MyTruelad]

Old fashioned LAD

[Leon @LeonDKnox]

No use my code leonw73 https://t.co/dOmO38nCbl

[Jake Waterworth @Jake_Waterworth]

I love @UberUK! Sign up with my code and get your first ride free, up to £20 when you sign up before 3rd June 2015. http://t.co/jKIl9NatW0

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

"Chaupadi" is a traditional Hindu practice that banishes menstruating women to huts, caves, or animal sheds, away from their houses.

[Leon @LeonDKnox]

@bellefarniente @DepressedDarth ah well done, i must have missed the part where Legolas came into the first Hobbit ;)

[Leon @LeonDKnox]

@bellefarniente @DepressedDarth yet noones taking into account Legolas wasn't in 6 movies.

[Leon @LeonDKnox]

@JmeBBK i'm sure i see you write this. Every. Single. Morning.

[Jme @JmeBBK]

I paid $100+ shipping.
Then I still have to pay more when it arrives.
When I get to the depot Ima do a backflip & shout "OMLETTE DU FROMAGE"

[Leon @LeonDKnox]

@Jake_Waterworth i do too, absolutely vile

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Michael Jackson used to prank-call Russell Crowe on a regular basis.