Lauren

echo chamber

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Throwback to these fun times

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Don’t come at me with that square bullshit

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Some days you just need a pb&j (cut in triangles)

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Wiress from Catching Fire would be so upset rn if she were here

[Lauren @LernGsr]

This may be a dumb question but do helicopters look like dragonflies on purpose

[Lauren @LernGsr]

God I am so tired of hearing about things

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Note to all young girls who haven’t discovered your ‘passion’ yet: it’s okay, I’m almost 28 & halfway through my PhD & only just now found my passion, so don’t stress about it! You’ll find it when you’re ready. my passion is sitting on the couch with a blankie btw :)

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Happy ‘having to mouth breathe at night because you can’t breathe out of your nose’ season to all who celebrate 🙌🏼

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Maybe this is a hot take but I don’t think you make a regular song into a Christmas version by adding bells in the background

[Lauren @LernGsr]

I hate the radio and all its stupid sounds >:( stfu

[Lauren @LernGsr]

I am literally gods weakest soldier why does he keep sending me shit

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Who is he #replytweet

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Queen of listening to my body. King of not doing anything about it <3

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Adding more fruits & veggies to my Tesco Woosh so the delivery driver thinks I’m healthy

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Good sounds:
- pool balls hitting
- skateboard on smooth surface
- the last leaf breaking off in a bugs life

[Lauren @LernGsr]

When they say you shouldn’t leave a tampon in for more than 8 hours or whatever, does that mean like one singular tamp or different ones consecutively as well

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Fire flame gear 🔥🔥🔥

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Hot take but I think I would really suit being rich 🫶🏼

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Damn it I missed October 3rd

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Me: reads the traffic lights at a cross walk to know when the cars can’t go, & crosses safely while the other pedestrians just stand there like big dummies

Me: ha ha I am the worlds best at crosswalks, something that is both normal to want & possible to achieve

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0 like 0 retweets yall fake af

[Lauren @LernGsr]

Are you ever minding your business and then you start worrying if you accidentally shit your pants but haven’t realized it yet