L. J. Kemper

I have short hamstrings, long canines, a short attention span, and some gum.

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

@JeremiahKemper Hey! Happy birthday to an incredible brother of mine! Can’t wait to see you!

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

Left the windows open. Apartment still too hot, and now it smells like cow. #DodgeCityProblems

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

I expected to see “julienned red peppers” and “cut green beans” but all I got in my @LeanCuisine was chicken nuggets and pasta. @Nestle

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

This is not good news from @Verizon. Many of us use Remind to contact students whose families don’t use data plans. Please #ReverseTheFee

[Leah Pallenik @cricketluv7]

Remind App is a VERY useful and important tool for parents, educators and students to stay connected @Verizon #ReverseTheFee #NotSpam

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

Why is lying in a hot bath relaxing but lying in a hot bed is torture?

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

When you order two pizzas for yourself and ask for plates to make it look like you have company... but they only give you one plate #theyknow

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

Cashier: “Any sauce?”
Customer at Drive-thru window: “Sure! They’re all good! Surprise me.”
Cashier: *hands him no sauce and the wrong food*
Customer: *leaves satisfied*

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

@morganfreakine Thanks! I’ve got a ton of driving left to do before I rest.

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

Driving through all of the breathtaking river valleys in West Virginia makes me realize where the word “gorge-ous“ was derived

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

This food looks awesome! I should put it on Instagram! But then I have to clean my table, turn off the light, and open a window. SnapChat? No, I still need pants for that... #SocialMediaProblems

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

@Stellabella88 Your rude boyfriend? Nah. You weren’t dating when we met.

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

A bird in the hand may count two birds of a feather with one stone before they’re hatched, but we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

Kansas Department of Wildlife, Parks, and Tourism #CCAD18

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

Servi-tech #CCAD18

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

I took a photo of photographer photographing the photography presentation #Metaphoto #Photoception #CCAD18

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

DCCC Robotics #CCAD18

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

DCCC Welding #CCAD18

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

Cosmetology Presentation #CCAD18

[L. J. Kemper @LeroyJethroK]

Dodge City Police Dept Demonstration #CCAD18