Leroy Simoes

I drink and I know things 🍷

[Leroy Simoes @LeroySimoes]

@_Muyleo @goodcompny Imma make some from scratch soon for us

[Leroy Simoes @LeroySimoes]

@soichiro_sumida Ich bin bereit!

[Leroy Simoes @LeroySimoes]

@soichiro_sumida hallo!

[Leroy Simoes @LeroySimoes]

@_Muyleo @Purple What is your sleep worth?

[Leroy Simoes @LeroySimoes]

@_Muyleo Also @purple it would be nice if you guys shipped to Germany.

[Leroy Simoes @LeroySimoes]

@_Muyleo The fact purple responded should be enough

[Leroy Simoes @LeroySimoes]

@DuckFanAccount There is a whole group on FB dedicated to this. Pure gold!

[Leo_Doso @_Muyleo]

“Just Happy Accidents” by Dre Doso

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The US government once set a bunch of beer next to an atomic blast to see if it would still be drinkable after.

Turns out, in the event of a nuclear war, beer is still safe to drink.

[Leroy Simoes @LeroySimoes]

@_Muyleo Lmao 😂

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Cocktails for the Revolution:

- World w/o a #GreenNewDeal: a Bitter Dark n’ Stormy
- Clean transport: an Aviation, but hold the crème de violette
- Bridges, Not Walls: a Mezcal Greyhound
- Paid Parental Leave: Mocktail margarita
- Policy Failure: anything w/ Goldschläger

😉

[Leroy Simoes @LeroySimoes]

@_Muyleo I would say it’s time you flew the coup and join me, but now you locked in fighting🔥.

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

I bet you'd be on my side if I had killed a journalist. #BeBest

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I dislike the vast majority of you.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweet this and I'll follow you. And watch you. And judge you. 24/7.

[Thom Yorke @thomyorke]

.. Suspiria the soundtrack is finally out tomorrow ..everywhere, officially that is .. https://t.co/frLLKB0Zgn This one is called “Unmade” https://t.co/gA0G5Ate91