Bert Foschini

Proud American, Assistant to the Regional Manager at Spacely Sprockets; who believes that the country that saved the world in TWO world wars is EXCEPTIONAL.

[Bert Foschini @LerxtNerd]

@GovRonDeSantis is the F’ing GOAT!

[Neil Peart News @neilpeartnews]

Happy 66th Birthday to Neil Peart! @rushtheband

[Rush @rushtheband]

The professor would approve!

[Rush is a Band @rushisaband]

Happy 66th birthday to Neil Peart! https://t.co/hccXreuEYO

[Bert Foschini @LerxtNerd]

Why, yes - my daughter is home from college.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

It's called the food chain. The shark eats a little shark. The little shark eats a littler shark. Until you get down to a single cell shark.

[Bert Foschini @LerxtNerd]

25 years and lovin’ every minute of it.

[Bert Foschini @LerxtNerd]

Why? Where do you keep your used pizza boxes? #86yearoldinlaws #GodBlessEm

[FMChauncy @ChauncySmartt]

Ask your great grandparents with 14 children. https://t.co/TI4u96RoK8

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

It's not up for debate. This is the greatest video to ever exist. https://t.co/iBlzIDILO5

[Bert Foschini @LerxtNerd]

Mine is made of rainbows. #YouHadOneJob nice going #Target

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

To all of our service members, thank you. #ArmedForcesDay

[FMChauncy @ChauncySmartt]

I wish 8 hours of sleep went as slow as 8 hours of work or school.

[FMChauncy @ChauncySmartt]

Scooby Doo was actually a therapy dog for Shaggy’s anxiety. https://t.co/MWZdH2X08Y

[FMChauncy @ChauncySmartt]

Why do dogs wild out when you blow in their face but stick there head out the window in car rides? https://t.co/ycYTUfUmRJ

[Antonia @Flaminhaystack]

If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything

Stamps = Lickie Stickie
Defibrillators = Hearty Starty
Bumble bees = Fuzzy Buzzy
Pregnancy test = Maybe Baby
Bra =Breastie Nestie
Fork= Stabby Grabby
Socks = Feetie Heatie
Hippo = Floatie Bloatie
Nightmare = Screamy Dreamy

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Wait, why are 18 year olds mature enough to lead a gun control movement but not old enough to own a gun? 🤔

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

People used to march for their rights, now they just march to have them taken away.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

I have a tough time trying to figure out how someone can proudly wave the flag of another country, but consider it punishment to be sent back there.