John Matrix

Once upon a time, there was a big forest and in the middle of the forest, lived some trousers, called, Dave...
Get the point? Good. Let's dance #LFC20 🏆

[John Matrix @LesF80]

https://t.co/Jl4WAONTt6

[John Matrix @LesF80]

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[John Matrix @LesF80]

Michael Flatley is building a Blackbird cinematic universe

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

What would be the scariest message humanity could receive from outer space?

[John Matrix @LesF80]

@Keir_Starmer Be some craic if he fires a missile up your arse

[John Matrix @LesF80]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC @FabrizioRomano Him, Trent and Konate in the same defence

[John Matrix @LesF80]

Alisson and Isak pre-world cup

And now

[John Matrix @LesF80]

Bit of Talking Heads before work @SpeakerPelosi

[John Matrix @LesF80]

@WillSutton78 No idea. Probably the London factor, change of scenery. Definitely not footballing reasons.

[John Matrix @LesF80]

Oh that's very convenient isn't it

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Alexander Isak and Sweden take on Tunisia tonight 🙌

[John Matrix @LesF80]

@WillSutton78 Robbo there , that's the look of a man that knows he's going to Spurs

[John Matrix @LesF80]

@WillSutton78 We're onto their little act

[John Matrix @LesF80]

@WillSutton78 Be like Waterloo all over again

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Labour must go as soon as possible

[John Matrix @LesF80]

Ireland have been knocked out of the World Cup of darts

Why do we bloody lose everything always

[John Matrix @LesF80]

@asifyouknowthat @Zigmanfreud 🤡

[John Matrix @LesF80]

@LASTEXITshirts Don't move. They can't see you if you don't move.

[John Matrix @LesF80]

@craigfairbrass Pat Tate has more lives than Michael Myers

[John Matrix @LesF80]

@cta84 @Shuttsapalooza

[John Matrix @LesF80]

Work at 7

https://t.co/bKP2OZMmAN

[Caoimhín 🇮🇪 @Caoimhinn55]

Cavan Pride got underway this morning.. huge turnout 😆😆

[Neil Jarman @jarmanic]

Lee Dixon could commentate on a bank robbery, a UFO landing and a T-Rex riding a unicycle at the same time and still sound like he's describing a rainy Tuesday afternoon trip to pick up his dog’s ashes.