Leslie

It takes nothing to shut the fuck up. wineislife IG: lesismore____

[Leslie @LesIsMore__]

I could be laying out or doing a fun activity in the sun with family but no the air quality is garbage. Plus, I have a baby and an asthmatic/allergic child, so that’s out.

[LOCI @MahaliaSBM]

Good. Fuckhead.

[Leslie @LesIsMore__]

@BAAAM92ISBACK No lol but she’s aware. I kinda want a sheet cake so idk how design heavy we’ll go this year.

[Leslie @LesIsMore__]

My son currently wants a Michael Jackson cake for his birthday, 3 months away.

[Ministress of Enjoyments @LaCienegaBlvdss]

Can someone explain why toddlers have an unreasonable obsession with Michael Jackson?

[Leslie @LesIsMore__]

Color coordinated my kids today and didn’t even realize until now.

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

Yeah, keep them on my plate

[Leslie @LesIsMore__]

I really be ignoring prime pumping time.

[Belly Rowland @OJTheKing]

We need a Tiny Desk with Mint Condition

[Leslie @LesIsMore__]

Penis and Vagina.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Mamas : what do yall call your children’s private parts so they’ll learn ? 5 and under preferably .

[Leslie @LesIsMore__]

Just saw three bald eagles. That’s gotta be good luck, right?

[LOCI @MahaliaSBM]

Way too old now but if you and your homegirls ain’t never jumped a nigga just say that.

I don’t understand.

[Leslie @LesIsMore__]

Kai is a damn hungry hippo. My pockets ain’t ready for a growth spurt.

[LOCI @MahaliaSBM]

Yup. Cuz what would we talk about?

[LOCI @MahaliaSBM]

Meet in the middle dance all night

[Leslie @LesIsMore__]

@BAAAM92ISBACK This is how i felt yesterday when my son laughed at me for eating a pb&j

[helkum @he1kumwya]

thats the beard the little rascals used when they tried to get a loan from the bank

[Leslie @LesIsMore__]

Told my midwife today that I am disassociating from giving birth.

[Leslie @LesIsMore__]

This my favorite part

[I Only Follow Bottoms (Original) 💖🔥 @Ravenger___]

I just started watching and this movie is fucking hilarious

[Leslie @LesIsMore__]

Ordered my shower dress. Let’s all pray.

[Leslie @LesIsMore__]

I’m actually having a terrible fucking morning and my back is killing me.