Leslie

[Leslie @Les_R]

I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn’t on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable. http://t.co/M9ekx9zvdX

[Leslie @Les_R]

I'm not proud of this, but if the price is right, I'll buy your high school kid alcohol. http://t.co/Y1ApX4mp7E

[Leslie @Les_R]

What's the big deal with the Dog Whisperer? My dog whispers all the time! "Kill for me," he rasps. http://t.co/FtPDodDfsr

[Leslie @Les_R]

What if we had an internet and nobody came? http://t.co/a6KUadUfRL

[Leslie @Les_R]

Ke$ha is what would happen if a garbage can came to life. http://t.co/XJci72iNut

[Leslie @Les_R]

http://t.co/may4fYnlAQ I try to refrain from farting while I masturbate. For I am a gentleman.

[Leslie @Les_R]

http://t.co/LJ0IIhYucR Bless me, Father, for I have used Comic Sans. It's been eight weeks since my last use of Helvetica.

[Leslie @Les_R]

so bored :)