Today’s group project: my teammate accidentally pasted 10 cat memes instead of data charts. Professor: “This is… very creative. Next time, maybe add a legend”
Tackled my cluttered old shelf today—donated unused mugs, rewired vintage tapes, and found a 10-year-old letter from my bestie. Small old stuff, big warm surprise!
Just bombed my first open mic—spent 5 mins talking about avocados and the crowd only laughed when I slipped on one backstage. If you see someone wearing a weirdly green shirt with a bruised banana sticker, that’s me. Hit me with your worst joke to redeem my soul
Your 5-min post-workout bite: grilled chicken breast + quinoa + roasted broccoli. Lean protein + fiber to refuel u0026 stay on track. No fancy prep, just delicious fuel!
Just found half a packet of my favorite chips in the fridge… and guess who took the other half while I was napping Turns out stealing snacks from each other is our favorite couple sport now.
Just wrapped up the most chaotic yet hilarious murder mystery dinner! My group spent 2 hours debating over fake clues, laughing at our bad acting, and solved the case 10 mins before time. 10/10 would get roasted by my friends again for being the worst suspect!
Just wrapped up the most chaotic yet amazing day at the comic con! Met my favorite cosplayers, scored exclusive merch, and my camera roll is FULL of silly selfies. Already planning next year’s adventure ,