Gaycoomsock

wizards are cool

[Gaycoomsock @Lesbiancumsock]

@jFUCKINGlobster Notice how it’s not a 10?

[Gaycoomsock @Lesbiancumsock]

Meeting someone cool and learning their favorite restaurant is in-n-out is like hearing your favorite musician kicks puppies

[Gaycoomsock @Lesbiancumsock]

Evil narrow toilet or ominous blue toilet

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@jFUCKINGlobster Count me in scallywag

[Gaycoomsock @Lesbiancumsock]

@glasseswrap What’s the hatred for?

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I’ve developed a habit of repeating “that’s so lame!” Into midair whenever I cry

Sometimes I surprise myself with how cool I am

[Gaycoomsock @Lesbiancumsock]

You kill two birds with one stone, I kill two stones with one bird. We are not the same. #owned

[Gaycoomsock @Lesbiancumsock]

Parasaurolophus excluded because it’s the only dinosaur with a scientifically confirmed sound

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Someone should make a dinosaur movie where all their roars (except the parasaurolophus) are random wind instruments

[Gaycoomsock @Lesbiancumsock]

@LoveNoteAqua_ I HAVE A TWIN ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[Gaycoomsock @Lesbiancumsock]

Was sad now I’m not, life is pretty cool like that

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@janeremoval @glasseswrap @tobyfox Did you cheat on your wife or something????

[Gaycoomsock @Lesbiancumsock]

@glasseswrap No I just called him the jackass for spilling hot ass coffe all over his hand 8 beers deep

[Gaycoomsock @Lesbiancumsock]

First ten minutes of Fourth of July bbq and my maga uncle walks in and calls me a jackass liberal

Not quite, you tart! #imaleftistyo

[Gaycoomsock @Lesbiancumsock]

@glasseswrap Tell him what yo 😭😭😭

[Gaycoomsock @Lesbiancumsock]

Oh wow is that a closet I see? Hello closet

“Hello”

Why’re you here?

“I’m here for the dude with a princess ralsei pfp”

Oh no wonder you’re made of glass

“Yep”

#iknowyouretransbro

[Gaycoomsock @Lesbiancumsock]

@jFUCKINGlobster You’re the dragon warrior now dude

[Gaycoomsock @Lesbiancumsock]

Make a man out of you from Mulan is gonna make a man out of ME #notinatranswaytho

[Gaycoomsock @Lesbiancumsock]

When the heartwarming shit is too heartwarming so it’s all like awwwwhhhhhh 🥹