Leslie Alane

I am a martial arts instructor, a striving photographer, and a mom. What more needs to be said?

[JSZ BBG #1516 @jszbbg]

i think i’m going ILL(with pride), because ILiana just got elected as our mazkirah!!💕💕

[Leslie Alane @LeslieAlane]

I think I wear my hat and scarf this time of year not because I’m cold, but simply because it is January.

[Leslie Alane @LeslieAlane]

Wishing you a happy new year.

[Leslie Alane @LeslieAlane]

Just letting you know that I’m thinking about you today.

[Leslie Alane @LeslieAlane]

Can’t decide if I’m either offended or flattered. The guy at my local Philz coffee shop, I think, asked me if I was pregnant. I’m a bit offended because apparently, I look pregnant. But, apparently I look young enough to be pregnant. So, that’s a bit of flattery, yes?

[Leslie Alane @LeslieAlane]

🎤👈🏼👈🏼 is this thing on?

[Leslie Alane @LeslieAlane]

This is, by far, the largest, fattest, and most inedible chip I’ve ever received from chipotle. @ChipotleTweets

[Leslie Alane @LeslieAlane]

@allylovespono Tonic water glows under black light, so maybe serve some Jell-o made w/tonic?

[Leslie Alane @LeslieAlane]

Fresh eggs!

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

I was feeling pretty good about myself getting carded at 54 until they said, "No, your vaccine card."

[Leslie Alane @LeslieAlane]

Hey @dsw_us , thanks for not letting me use the restroom at your Stevens Creek location. Your sales associate sent me to Barnes and Noble. Did not make it in time. Was quite uncomfortable when I returned and completed my purchase 30 mins later.

[Leslie Alane @LeslieAlane]

I think I am one of millions of people saying to themselves “You can now exhale.“

[ABC News @ABC]

“We will raise this wounded world into a wondrous one…There is always light, if only we’re brave enough to see it—if only we’re brave enough to be it.”

Amanda Gorman makes history as youngest poet in recent history to read at a presidential inauguration: https://t.co/qjeUynJUdz

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[Leslie Alane @LeslieAlane]

@JoeBiden Congratulations, Sir!!

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

i missed this yesterday. THE BEST. just the best... “will you help us change the locks”
thanks @JKCorden + @BCEFA

[Eric Napoli @ericnapoli]

Rioters? What is the definition of terrorist?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I call on President Trump to go on national television now to fulfill his oath and defend the Constitution by demanding an end to this siege.

[Leslie Alane @LeslieAlane]

As if he would do it now. He’s had 4 years.

[Jeff Zeleny @jeffzeleny]

"I call on President Trump to go on national television now to fulfill his oath and defend the Constitution and demand an end to this siege," Biden says. "It's not protest, it's insurrection. The world is watching."

[Tara Setmayer 🌻 🇺🇸 @TaraSetmayer]

As #Biden steps up and demonstrates what a honorable president acts like, I realize how close we came to losing our republic.

I’ve never been more for proud that I cast a ballot to help rescue our country.

There’s a lot of work ahead of us.