Matthew ツ

Northamptonshire resident, InfoSec enthusiast, occasional cricketer, class of 2017. Astroturf baiter.

[Matthew ツ @LessAloof]

@MalwareTechBlog 'Facebook is information you aren't interested in from people you know. Twitter is information you are interested in from people you don't'

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@raelbrav Small boat crossings peaked in 2022; your wife was Home Secretary at the time.

[Matthew ツ @LessAloof]

@AndrewEmenim @JacobsBen @talkSPORT The money belongs to the football associations… not private investors.

Imagine cheering on the privatisation of the beautiful game 🤮🤮🤮

[Falkland Islands @falklands_utd]

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[Matthew ツ @LessAloof]

@22loops lol at Infantino trying to drag him away! Jfc

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@22loops Trump literally Salt bae there for the photo lol

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@22loops Trump fucking loves Spain 😂😂😂

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@pierre_crypt0 It’s the way he plays… luxury player… you need a Man City value squad behind him.

[Matthew ツ @LessAloof]

@TheHayride Tell me you lost badly, without telling me you lost badly.

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@Malinfoman @jermrs @fadule_ Man out here has never heard of cricket.

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Once, as an MP, I resigned to stop my finances being investigated and pretended it was to ‘fight the establishment’

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: FIFA Peace Prize recipient bombs Iran during the FIFA World Cup.

[Matthew ツ @LessAloof]

@22loops What a fucking match! 🤩

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@22loops What a game…

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@22loops Imagine if they go through and he gets another red…

[Matthew ツ @LessAloof]

@22loops What a call… hoping you are wrong about England though! 😅

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

In 1970 the UK and Norway were roughly equal, almost no debt, and owned all their Public Services.

Now the UK owns nothing and has £3tn of debt.

While Norway still owns everything and has the equivalent of £10tn.

That's how privatisation 'works'.

[Matthew ツ @LessAloof]

@22loops Hopefully the fright of going one down to the DR Congo will stand them in good stead.

Time to drop both wingers though…

[Matthew ツ @LessAloof]

@22loops Great call… I couldn’t see it tbh!

Kane the saviour!

[Matthew ツ @LessAloof]

@22loops Too real as a Brit rn… still, Scotland will be happy again!