NotQuiteAsCheerful

Occasionally witty, often absurd. Generally cheerful.

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

"Don't be led away by those howls about realism. Remember, pine woods are just as real as pigsties, and a darn sight pleasanter to be in."
-Emily's Quest, by LM Montgomery

[Write Girl Problems @WriteGrlProbs]

Teenagers really are like AI agents. You need to give them very specific detailed prompts to get them to do what you want and they’re still gonna find a way to hallucinate BS anyway.

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@Not__Pirate Haven't seen you in a while!! How are you?

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

Ok this is fun! (Clean pic down below!)

I picked both Friendsgiving and a family gathering bc I do both lol

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@thethomps It's not great.

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

The asshole behavior got stronger, somehow.

[Westside L.A. Guy @WestsideLAGuy]

Follow-up to prior tweet.

She responded to my friend this morning and he sent her one final text.

Unfortunate with how things turned out but if she’s not genuinely attracted, what else can he do?

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@epeterd916 I loathe sweet potatoes 😂

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@AlaskanGroucho @doppelgangerung *all the hugs*

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@StairDubs 😂😂😂😂

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@Not__Pirate At most of my family Thanksgivings, I don't 😂

Also, hello!!

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@VERBAL_CHANCLA Maybe. Modern dating among the under 30s is WEIRD.

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@StairDubs I don't mind football in the background, though.

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@doppelgangerung @AlaskanGroucho It's just ugly on all sides.

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@AlaskanGroucho I don't date much at all. It sucks, because I don't want to be single, but it's just bleak out here

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@VERBAL_CHANCLA Agreed. I'm mostly just sad for them both. Based on the tweets, they enjoyed each other's company. He just didn't communicate what he wanted/needed or consider what she might want or need.

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

1. I don't. But he liked the girl, according to his friend, and dumped her on his suggestion, as well.
2. I don't object to him getting his needs met. But it doesn't sound like he communicated that to her at all.
3. I don't think anyone should follow Alex Cooper's advice about anything.

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@oltexmike It all bothers me, honestly.

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@AlaskanGroucho It is. It's disheartening.

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@lucianwords ❤️😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@VERBAL_CHANCLA I think if he wanted to move on, he should have just done it instead of accusing her of basically being a whore and mad she won't put out for him on his timeline.

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@bitmaelstrom Bees never bother me ❤️❤️

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

And off we go!

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

Better late than never! Speed round for my #SundayNightMovie!

[NotQuiteAsCheerful @LessCheerful]

@PrincessOfSummr And society as a whole, really.