Jake

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Ping-pong

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Guy in movie theatre, " pokemon GO what team??" So many people yell proudly," Valor!".

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Being out of PokeBalls so I have to drive around 😐

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@enjoikris ska is life

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Angels always cum

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Florida Geckos are the squirrels of Illinois. Save me on my car insurance MF!

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This thing called like be flyin by way too quick. Makes you forget what's important in life

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Truuuee. We can all relate to this one

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Stop. Growing. Up.

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Twitter is my alter eagle.

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O, everyone thinks their horoscope is the best? We get it... now stfu

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4:20 on 4/20?! BlAZE it bitches!! Wooooh

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My left nip hurts

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Ambien and cocaine 💜💙

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@enjoikris it's even better

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@enjoikris it's CRAZY and AWESOME to finally know what's on your child's mind

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@enjoikris my son has been asking me"whats that?" 100 times a day, he knows how to have an actual conversation now. Lil guy is hilarious ha

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@enjoikris oh man, watch out! That's where it all starts. First their walkin, next thing ya know BOOM no more baby. . Hello little person😮😮