Laura Rooney

Sitting somewhere south of Oz and north of Shangri-La.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

[Laura Rooney @Lessar]

@ida_skibenes Dogs always know.

[Laura Rooney @Lessar]

If you want to elect someone interested in making life better for everyone and not just special interests, who believes in a fair day's wage for a fair day's work, a veteran who believes in honesty and honor.... Bruno is that someone. #CA23

[Laura Rooney @Lessar]

@BrunoAmato_1 Best news! I'm in for this - just say where and when you need help on anything big or small. #AmatoForCongress #AmatoForCA23 #BrunoForCongress

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I checked with medical experts and apparently you CAN physically wear a mask AND a tinfoil hat at the same time. Just clearing that up in case anybody was wondering.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there is so much going on right now. based on the human’s tiny screen scrolling. so i am on my way with cuddles. and guess what. i’m bringing my stuffed fren sebastian with me

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i just started my shift. watching the skittle under the fridge. it is a thankless job. but if nobody does it. and the skittle moves. we are in big trouble

[Laura Rooney @Lessar]

It's #MemorialDayWeekend, and the @Pringles pool bar is open!

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

HELENA BONHAM CARTER stars in this groundbreaking Cinema Quarantino Production DAS FONE HELL. At vast expense, filmed on two continents over what (seemed like) five years , this profound and heartbreakingly candid insight into Modern Life will shake you to the core (Pilates 101)

[Laura Rooney @Lessar]

Two minutes of no Covid, no politics, no "when will this be over" .. https://t.co/r2lkKtVKlF

[Laura Rooney @Lessar]

Olive and Mabel are the best of the internet. And @MrAndrewCotter too, of course.

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Still having the company meetings online.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have finally narrowed it down. to a few possible reasons. the human is home all the time now

4. can’t stand being away from me
c. loves me so much
1. my presence is a gift

[Laura Rooney @Lessar]

Brilliance.

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

I was bored.

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

DAS LEEK . Yes , finally it’s here. The Art Fillum Premiere you never knew you needed. Starring the great ⁦@TheStevenWeber⁩ and ... er... moi. Vast distances , viruseses, you name it - nothing could keep us apart ! This could be the #BestForeignFilm ever made in #America !

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘Here I am, Samuel F*cking Jackson, imploring you, keep your ass at home’ — Please listen to Samuel L. Jackson and just stay home if you can

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there are no rules these days. i didn’t even put my collar on today. just walked around the house naked

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

HOW ARE YOU TODAY ? I’m sending all of you my best ... just a few words of support - and talking about BIRDS ... and how much pleasure I get from them ... well, more fulsomely on https://t.co/LPr4P9ZfcN