Less of Angel 🇺🇸

I’m here for the news, but I stay for the humor.

[Less of Angel 🇺🇸 @LessofAngel1]

Ephesians 6:16 - "In all circumstances take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming darts of the evil one."

[Less of Angel 🇺🇸 @LessofAngel1]

@HarmeetKDhillon Roberta Flack exists in the soundtrack that runs continuously in my head, but this version is beautiful, too.

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@its_The_Dr Perfectly normal, he’s calculating and his friend showed up to help. Mine calculate like this before attacking prey (in my house a toy or a bug) and/or when they’re weighing the risk of jumping somewhere they’re not supposed to jump. It’s also possible he’s seeing a ghost.

[Less of Angel 🇺🇸 @LessofAngel1]

@Milajoy @SenJonHusted You’ve got nothing to lose at this point. Please sign up to postpone leadership elections. Stop Thune from being reelected as leader.

[Less of Angel 🇺🇸 @LessofAngel1]

@mazemoore This is the mission the RINOs have chosen vs securing our elections and kicking out illegals. They actually think this approach will give back the RINOs control over the GOP . They are absolutely clueless.

[Less of Angel 🇺🇸 @LessofAngel1]

@FreddyLA7 Come back soon, Freddy. You still have more to explore.

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@ScottPresler Unfortunately, in Ohio DeWino is as much a Dem as Amy Acton. He’s happy with the election results. His Dark Overlords are pleased with his performance.

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@PapiTrumpo I knew he reminded me of something!

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@SharylAttkisson

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

Forward This Every Time You Get It !

Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.

[Less of Angel 🇺🇸 @LessofAngel1]

@ImMeme0 TikTok is pure poison.

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@THEDAYTONDUDE @WarrenDavidson That’s only way to combat the rigged voting. Otherwise, we end up like California.

[Sputnik Monroe trib @abaloneboy460]

@DataRepublican @data_republican @LeaderJohnThune

[Less of Angel 🇺🇸 @LessofAngel1]

@washghost1 He showed great restraint. He backed away and turned away multiple times. She deserved more than she received.

[Less of Angel 🇺🇸 @LessofAngel1]

@mymomcare She looks sweet. 🫣

[Less of Angel 🇺🇸 @LessofAngel1]

@atensnut Who knew Tucker was just a mean girl faking it for the world all of these years? Scott is genuine to the core. Shame on you Tucker.

[Xi Van Fleet @XVanFleet]

Americans who voted blue ARE stupid.

They can’t think beyond today—or the price at the gas pump. Politicians follow votes; real leaders lead the people and make the hard decisions needed to secure their future.

[Less of Angel 🇺🇸 @LessofAngel1]

The RINOs expect us to come running back to them in 2 years. I honestly believe the Ohio RINOs sabotaged Vivek because they couldn’t let any version of MAGA into the Governor’s mansion. Vivek isn’t perfect, but he’s not a socialist and I think the state would’ve been in better shape after his term.

[Less of Angel 🇺🇸 @LessofAngel1]

@army1325air I live in Ohio, too. It’s the metro areas that pulled us under. Apparently, they haven’t seen enough crime and inflation.

[Mike Benz @MikeBenzCyber]

It’s hard to complain about fraud when a Republican-controlled House and a Republican-controlled Senate didn’t even pass the Save Act to require voter ID or stop illegal immigrants from voting.

[Less of Angel 🇺🇸 @LessofAngel1]

@AAGDhillon @ZiaErica Thank you for everything you have done, but I’m so sad to see you go. Best wishes on your future endeavors.