Lesshead

professional bag fumbler

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@elias_baradai04 Fuck truck inspection!!!

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If one more bitch says her heart is full I’mma make it full of lead

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Gods gotta make women back into a rib

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10/10 imo

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The first half of the new mission impossible is a woman not knowing how to drive and the second half is dudes beating up women

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Taking my kids to the Ed Sheeran concert to get into physical altercations

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Canadian tire smells so fucking good

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

She’s I’m on my gonna til I kill myself

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Powerlifters are all on the spectrum

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Happy earth day here’s a photo of me in a bikini on the earth

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I’m losing it I literally almost cried at a dicks sporting goods commercial

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Terry fox is made up by the Canadian government to phase out the toonie

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Going to therapy to workshop my comedy set

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I have a very strong opinion on the objective section on resumes

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Laughing at a girls joke is the male version of faking an orgasm

[AB @AB84]

Gave her to much BBC

Now she got CTE

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Does porn for blind people have closed captions

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Chicks on insta will post their dead grandma and an ass pic 2 days later and see no problem with it

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My last tweet got me multiple “u good?” texts which means they’re threading that line perfectly

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@FetusPapi 👹

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Nice work finding someone to love u back I hope ur house explodes