Beth 🎃

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[Beth 🎃 @Lessthanbeth]

@Tesco honestly the rudeness of your claims department is actually horrifying!! Not only were we victims of car theft but you’re trying to poke holes in the insurance claim to try and void it because she didn’t like that we argued the payout amount!! Vile

[James May @MrJamesMay]

@prieurdp This is a very elaborate way of admitting that you can’t reverse a car.

[Beth 🎃 @Lessthanbeth]

@JamesPGoddard90 You do realise this is all a persona and not real 🤣

[Sarah @SarahDuggers]

No, I hate to see you relax while I hoover, do three loads of washing, empty the dishwasher and plan what to cook. Hope that helps.

[Beth 🎃 @Lessthanbeth]

@tamerawallwork_ Motherhood is SO hard, but I would never trade it for the world. I had severe PPD after my firstborn and it took me 4 years minimum to start potentially thinking about another!

[Beth 🎃 @Lessthanbeth]

@marksandspencer hi! I made an order last night and it split with delivery and click and collect, the delivery address has a part of the click and collect address in it? It wasn’t like that when I put my address in? Can this be changed?

[Beth 🎃 @Lessthanbeth]

@IAmChrisRamsey Here from the latest podcast 😂

[Beth 🎃 @Lessthanbeth]

@metoffice It’s almost like they also include Christmas/santa in december too, why is everyone so angry 🤣

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."

[Beth 🎃 @Lessthanbeth]

This made me laugh more than it should have!

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

HOT FUZZ was released 18 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air…

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[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Tesco: “£2.99 please.”

Me: “I don’t have a clubcard.”

Tesco:

[Less Than Jake @LessThanJake]

Our new EP “Uncharted” dropped on Friday - what’s your favorite track so far? Let us know what you’ve got on repeat!

[#KILLHOBBS @TEND1NH0]

Huw Edwards got 6 months for having 41 pictures of naked little kids on his phone btw 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[drew @drewrhyde]

“Stop bouncing your leg” girl, it’s either this or I start screaming