Josh

reality is an oxymoron

[Josh @LesterPConway]

*make Steph look good…

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Ugh, that these idiots make Steph look says everything #mafsau

[Josh @LesterPConway]

Alissa can’t even drum some crocodile tears. Nothing more tedious than dry fake crying #mafsau

[Josh @LesterPConway]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahaah…
*WHEEZE*, omg Tyson, you delusional twat. You’re fucking funny you clown #mafsau

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You’re shocked are you Bec? No one’s surprised, you are absolutely the least perceptive person on this season, and the competition is fucking strong #mafsau

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Ugh Alissa is so repugnant

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@samrac92 2 then 3 then 1

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I have to pee is the MAFS version of I’m going out for cigarettes #MAFSAU

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@SaraCarlowe I know some disabled people who’ve had appallingly cruel support workers. Obviously there are plenty of really good ones, but the toxic ones exist

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@swandane Hahahaha, that is one shit opinion hoss. Not so much about the film, people have varied opinions on that, but your stupid, preemptively defensive opinion about anyone who disagrees with you. That’s just transparently fragile.

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@ForgiatoBlow47 I hope this is a joke, because I live in the rest of the world and Trump is almost universally seen as a dangerous low IQ clown

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Aww, poor Juliette. She’s an empath apparently, must be hard #MAFSAU

[Josh @LesterPConway]

@ick_real Get the best sheets and mattress you can afford. Make having the space ultimately for a king size bed if you don’t already your primary ambition in life. Everything else flows from that

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@vinkamyr Amazing, yeah. Or you could just thread the rope through the same way without the grabber gun

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Aside from all her other prodigious flaws, Bec is the stupidest person they’ve ever had on this show, and the competition is strong #MAFSAU

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Danny and Bec deserve each other, they’re despicable #MAFSAU

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Fuck off Danny, you’re gutter slime #MAFSAU

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What the…? Fucking hell, she can’t stop!! Shut the fuck up Bec, no one’s with you on this! #MAFSAU

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Bec just can’t help herself. She’s just unsalvageable #MAFSAU

[Josh @LesterPConway]

Alyssa has become incredibly annoying, and she’s completely minimising David’s feelings about that pretty shit thing she said on the couch. Also, frequency isn’t a synonym for neurotic #MAFSAU