Lester Crest

Hey its Lester, I don't listen to my messages, but I probably listen to yours. Do with that as you will---Lester Crest RP account. XBOX: L3ST3RCR3ST

[Lester Crest @LestercrestGTA]

@NikoBellicLS @RyanRollins_FIB @CCU_LSPD_GTA HEY!

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@Lamar_Davis1 I sure have heard about you. But never met...well, unless you count over webca--actually. No, that doesn't count

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@NikoBellicLS Uhhh. There's this experimental one that's on the Badger App store called 'KnotPawn' Its pretty good.

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@thechriskinney Well stop working on the sex lines then....WEIRDO

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@TraceyDeSantaxo Tell Mikey I said hi.

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#HackThePentagon

Watch this space.

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@joshyamunoz Pfft. Bigger fish to fry, my friend.

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@ProducerDeSanta Death, is a state of mind.

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@ProducerDeSanta Pfft.

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Ughh....what the fuck happened last night?
Shit...all these tubes look expensive...

[Lester Crest @LestercrestGTA]

in hospital
Trippin balls
God bless america
and I for one welcome our reptilian overlords
Reptilian...concubines...for the win.

[Lester Crest @LestercrestGTA]

@NancyPhilipsGTA Not too fast, shit, I have a weak disposition!

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@NancyPhilipsGTA Shut up. Nanc', Just get me to the E.R! I'm already four hours late for my meds!

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@NancyPhilipsGTA C'mon don't do that. You want me to get all...swollen somewhere I can't feel right now?

[Lester Crest @LestercrestGTA]

@NancyPhilipsGTA I have a glandular problem!

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@NancyPhilipsGTA Thanks Nancy. Real kind of you tweet that. Off to E.R thank God my insurance covers this kinda shit

[Lester Crest @LestercrestGTA]

@NancyPhilipsGTA Fine Just hurry up! I can't feel below my hips right now!

[Lester Crest @LestercrestGTA]

@NancyPhilipsGTA Try not to hit my limited editions!

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@NancyPhilipsGTA three locks. Two at the top, one at the bottom. You're gonna need a pistol.

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@NancyPhilipsGTA THANK YOU. FUCKING MICHAEL WAS MEANT TO COME SAVE ME A FEW HOURS AGO...Awh jeez, I pissed my pants...ugh