Chef Akali

Short nights, long days, all worth it to serve a good bowl of ramen.

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

ᴄʜᴇꜰ/ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ ᴏꜰ 'ᴀᴋᴜᴍɪ'

🔪 ꜱᴇʀᴠɪɴɢ ʀᴀᴍᴇɴ, ꜱᴜꜱʜɪ, ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ꜱɴᴀᴄᴋꜱ
🔪 ɴᴏ ꜱʜɪʀᴛ, ɴᴏ ꜱʜᴏᴇꜱ, ɴᴏ ꜱᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇ
🔪 ʟɪᴋᴇ & ʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀ ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀ!
🔪 ʟᴏʟʀᴘ, ᴍᴠꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ, ¹⁸⁺

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@IonianTails No.

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@MaziodyneBlonde "I...you know what, I respect that. Sit down Blondie, have a bowl on me."

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@MaziodyneBlonde "I thought I saw you and your frizzy haired friend at Ogikubo yesterday?"

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@IonianTails Mmm, if you're offering~

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@MaziodyneBlonde ...are, are you like a starving artist kid? You don't look the type but your reaction-

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@IonianTails Nope. Ramen belongs in either a bowl, or a cup, maybe some Tupperware if it's been pan fried for a lunch.

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@MaziodyneBlonde Lets the pho gently glide onto his tongue.

Noodles make everything better :3

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@IonianTails I don't think I am. Just be direct.

That's all I'm asking~

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@IonianTails I just value my time and directness.

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@IonianTails Is there another reason besides getting into my perfectly snug jeans?

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@IonianTails You sure do like a long, roundabout set up just to fuck.

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@IonianTails Granted, deep in your mind is as shallow as a kiddy pool~

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@IonianTails We can if you want~

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@IonianTails You would try but let's not kid ourselves. As soon as I turn around, your eyes are going south.

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@IonianTails Can I stop you even if I wanted to?

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@IonianTails You're probably picturing me naked right now.

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@IonianTails Reverse psychology eh?

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@IonianTails You first mentioned crotches.

You just want me to think about it.

[Chef Akali @LetAkaliCook]

@IonianTails And that's supposed to what? Bait me onto your dick?