Gerard Let Me Cook

Polish in Belgium. 5am shifts. Padel coach. I lift, invest and build things. The side quests got out of hand. Apparently one life wasn’t enough.

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hey @grok can you move his brain out of his pants and back into his head?

$NVDA

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$NVDA a second reported affair and now the board might fire jensen. can the next nvidia announcement please be about a graphics card

WTF??????????

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how do you use AI to steal over 2,000 government documents and still forget to secure your own server?

https://t.co/vdEYLUiRUk

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trying to justify buying a Civic Type R when my entire argument is that i really fucking want one.

isn’t it beautiful?

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@Stocktwits i did, my best performing btw

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@cmsinvests

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@AntiClimacticJ @freshguy789857 what are u talking about, take 2m bro

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tested my racing game with a mate and we both agreed it needs more ways to screw each other over.

now i’m considering a dog that randomly starts chasing whoever’s in the lead.

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everyone’s investing in AI. me too.

meanwhile, the best-performing stock in my portfolio sells burgers.

maybe i’m overcomplicating this.

$MCD

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@m0agh we like our women like we like our coffee, right?

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gta 6 preloads start today.

13 years to prepare and someone in the group chat will still say “wait, i need to download it” ON LAUNCH NIGHT

200gb btw.

[GTA VI NEWS @_GTAVI_]

Just 9 days to go!!

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gta 6 “physical” edition is a download code in a box.

we’ve invented a download that can get stuck in traffic.

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@smobilefactory turns into a horror movie when you can’t

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i start work at 5am.

film it with dramatic music and it’s a billionaire morning routine. wear a work uniform and suddenly it’s just the early shift.

“work while they sleep” is shift work with better marketing.

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@smobilefactory the full movie is a documentary about paying bills

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retired jet engines are being brought back to generate power for AI data centres.

even jet engines can’t afford to retire anymore.

https://t.co/xdFV07kCWi

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@g4na_xo bro’s trying to get his browser history covered by health insurance

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$AAPL apple reportedly wants siri to start handling tasks for us.

if it turns “we should catch up sometime” into an actual calendar invite, we’re going to have a problem.

https://t.co/AXaX7sd65h