Clara Storms

I draw lame pictures and write about my social ineptitude. Also, I really like ice cream.

[Clara Storms @LetMeClarafy]

I keep seeing this ad, and all I can think is that Veronica Mars needs it for her tiny jacket collection @VMIpod

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With the perennial discussion of Die Hard as a Christmas movie, how is no one mentioning that Lethal Weapon opens with "Jingle Bell Rock"?

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Caramel + Peppermint = No.

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Pleased to be raising another @eddieizzard fan!

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Hey @BrettFavre, I heard you have a copy of The Iron Giant that you're loaning out. Can I get on the list to borrow that?

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Plot Twist: They're gaslighting you, but also you ARE crazy.

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@VMIpod I have complete confidence in your ability to cover the entire jacket spectrum.

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@VMIpod Any chance of a "Columbo" recap series? Vigilant Mussed Investigator?

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@andrewhunterm For your list of names that are sentences: American public radio host Ira Glass was almost named Isidore, but his parents realized in time that he would be "Is a door glass?" Source: https://t.co/3w4kZPsS3r

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@VMIpod @jennyowenyoungs It's a good thing that Parker's shaved-head-covering wig didn't fall off during her flirty swim-race with Logan!

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@Unpops @adamtodbrown @heytherejeffro @chopyourheadoff This episode and last week's will not load on my Stitcher app. Did something change that is keeping Unpops shows off of Stitcher?

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"I dreamed I was at the grocery store without my mask" is the new "I dreamed I was at school without my clothes."

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@KACINALBQ Hi Karen, I coordinate volunteers for New Mexico PBS/KNME-TV. I received your email but my reply bounced back. [email protected]?

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Twitter would be more amusing in this format. http://t.co/PWJu0BQy

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In my excitement over ice cream and cake, I've been neglecting pudding. Never fear, those dark days are over.

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Is this irony? I'm always nervous about that now in case Alanis is around. http://t.co/nZapFwwx

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Election game: Every time a political commentator says "Newt is...", substitute "nudist."

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I just forgot which letter came next in the middle of signing my own name. Not sure what that indicates, but I don't think it can be good.

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This is why it's important to check your sources. http://t.co/EFmFXqzv

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I imagine salads were way less popular before the invention of the fork. Try it.