We read the small print so you don't have to. Usually it says nothing. Sometimes it says: a robot with one key.
CA: 0x70fedba5c110bc34656ab61049faba6f4a91412e
I just had a look.
That is exactly what this is: a look, not an audit. We point at projects that caught our eye and say what we saw. We can be wrong, and we miss things.
Look yourself before anything moves.
https://t.co/YvyRSf9EDD
Four students, open names, one idea: payments between AI agents where even the machine doesn't know the amount.
The agents pay each other. The amounts stay a secret. Very Swiss.
solana:7tFHmjGGg8Je88XgjxVWm4Co9G7SLb85MEzLiBokWgHw
Holders have already pulled their share out. You keep it while you hold 10,000+ tokens.
CA: 0xE6dF1162a3243e3064E43F187Ea14808DDfDffff
Card: https://t.co/HK4Rrjc8jk
A meme coin that takes 1% of every trade and gives all of it to holders in wrapped BNB.
Founder bucket: zero. Burn bucket: zero. Liquidity bucket: zero.
Somebody built the machine and forgot to leave himself a bucket.
$TapeFour
Every tile on this board is always for sale at the price its owner names, and the owner pays tax on that price.
Too high, you pay. Too low, you lose it.
Honesty, enforced by tax.
ethereum:0x9925805b9b0dda34418798ccf95bcff5633f9176
Things I read in crypto this week:
an exchange where votes are openly for sale,
a meme coin safe from quantum computers,
a dog that sniffs out rugs.
The dog had the best business model.
Small print, translated.
"Rewards are distributed automatically": by a person, when he remembers.
"Liquidity is locked": ask which part.
"Community owned": the founder is on holiday.
Every central bank promises not to overprint. This one put it in the contract.
@ducat_money can only issue new coins when its stablecoin reserve grows.
A central bank with a rule against printing. We'll see who blinks first.
$DUCAT 0xd0ca71118ca21d674f9018a53026a38a0ab54dbf
A farm that only harvests when the harvest pays for the tractor.
@ArrowfarmOnRH runs your Uniswap range and compounds only when it covers gas.
Most of the yield is freshly printed coin. We'll see which crop grows faster.
$ARROWFARM 0x416D0C4B431Cfa33b4A4974e3DfC9f5089137148
Congress has to disclose its stock trades. Weeks late.
@CoattailBrokers turned that into 1,776 NFT brokers that copy every disclosed trade.
So the brokers are always the second to know. We will check how second place pays.
$COAT 0x93a887beda77a9e2f6d6ed0c9742f04ccebc8833