snoop Dawg

CR7 🐐 Be the G.O.A.T
A NOMAD SAVANNA BOY🀄

MANCHESTER UNITED fanatic🔴💯

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Modern ladies have the latest iPhone, but they don't even have KSh 100 in their M-Pesa accounts. They can do anything, including surrendering their sundus just to get an iPhone.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

If Tyler Perry had written that shitty movie “The Polygamist”, Jonasi would have been cracķing both men and women.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Always told you about Ndindi Nyoro!

Bro bamboozled you (us) with big economic jargons then bailed out

Already hata you wanted him as next President

Anyway, by the time you reckon who Ruto truly is

He will be at Kasarani

“I William Kipchirchir, Arap woreva”

Chesa

[BIG AYO🔰 @47kasz]

Speed is the biggest YouTuber ever!!! Casually walking to shake the fifa president and psg president beside Ronaldo Nazario on live tvf

That guy is gone gone 🙌🏽

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

UDA will clinch the Ol Kalau seat. Fake Kingpin Gachagua has realised that and has seen it wise to avoid going for campaigns there.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

A wise man once told me: "Without money, a man has no voice. Fix your finances before you try to fix the world." I felt that.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Living in Kenya without a prayer is a high risk. Please pray before you go out and before you sleep.

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

nangoja saaana Ornsteirn aangushe bomba ya M fernandes akuje old trafford tuandikishe historia mamae😍Anderson meffi.

[Kiambu_Finest @Nganga_one]

Ukimanage kupata kazi Microsoft na Google Kenya,wewe na your future generations will never know poverty,a junior software engineer hulipwa over 500k,alafu after 2 years unatumwa foreign countries to get experience,senior engineers hulipwa more than 3 million...

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

vile nakuwanga nonchalant sinanga even 1% curiosity ya kujua anything about anyone's life

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Please stop doing things “out of the kindness of your heart” for people. They will betray you in the end.

[Masika🇨🇵 @Masika_039]

Bro to Bro

Building your x account is never a waste of time.

[Kodak @its_pabloh1]

Marrying a strict woman so you can be the fun dad>> "Ngoja mama yenu awapate hapo".

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

One minute you're struggling with financial problems and the next minute you're struggling with financial problems. Go work, motivation won't feed you

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

You see how peaceful the timeline is? Walahi football is a love language.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

“Vinicius will perform without Mbappe” today is the day.

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

Utawala landlords wameanza kujenga nyumba ziko na study room🫠

Tutawahi toka rentals kweli?

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

I don't know why but this World Cup doesn't feel like a World Cup. May be it will pick up momentum lakini ni kama haina ladha za previous WCs. Timing, crowds, hype, too many participants etc. Or is it because Nigeria & Cameroon hawako? 😃 😀 😄 😁

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

The biggest mistake men make after seeing progress is announcing it.