The Lethbridge Local

The Lethbridge Local is Southern Alberta's original home for real fake news, traffic, and weather.

#FakeNews

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This Week In Alberta Politics:
- Rachel Notley Ran Over Your Dog
- Jason Kenney Wants To Out Your Gay and Trans Children To The Oil Industry
- All Conservatives Are Racist
- NDP Supporters Hate Alberta
- Vote Liberal If You Enjoy Lost Causes

#abpoli #abvote

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Whoops! #LethbridgeTransit left a full bus downtown without a driver! We didn't need one anyways, I'll drive.

#yql #oops #Lethbridge

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Lethbridge ranked second most dangerous city in Lethbridge, just behind Taber.

#yql #Lethbridge

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Residents with leftover Halloween Candy are advised to head down to the Cannabis store ASAP. Reports of people paying as much as $5 a hit for mini-KitKats.

#yql

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First Lethbridge marijuana store opens to wild crowd, followed by very mellow crowd ten minutes later.

#yql

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The anticipation wasn't the only one

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Local Dad frustrated to discover no Marijuana Edibles among the Halloween candy collected by his kids.

"I was promised this would happen at almost every house this year! I spent most of the night sober! Won't somebody think of the parents?!"

#yql #Lethbridge

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Conservative abandons values; would rather make money. Nobody shocked. World carries on turning.

#cdnpoli #LegalizationInCanada

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Sources say @calgaryherald editors popped "massive, crippling boners" after discovering the first casualty of the decision was British Columbia.

[Calgary Herald @calgaryherald]

B.C. gets an early taste of no-pipeline pain, writes @DonBraid: https://t.co/lEqF5Glq63 #yyc #TransMountain #cdnpoli

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Truck Driver Mistakes Center of Nobleford Traffic Circle For Bus Filled With Hockey Players

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The launch of McDonalds' new line of McBleach drinks was marred when a pregnant woman was served one by mistake.

National guidelines strictly prohibit serving cleaning products to Canadians who still have a reason to live.

[Lethbridge News Now @lethnewsnow]

EXCLUSIVE UPDATED: @lethnewsnow has received a statement from @McDonalds Corporate Relations Communications with a statement from the franchisee owner, Dan Brown. It includes an apology and promise to review proper cleaning procedures for employees. #yql
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How embarrassing, it seems we've shit in the pool on this one.

Correction: Stan Siwik.

#autocorrect

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Henderson staff have asked that you please stop shitting in their pool. We have Stan Siwick for that.

#yql #Lethbridge https://t.co/GLZiswxkPo

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Staff at Henderson Pool are hoping an initiative to give away free plastic pants and waterproof baby diapers, along with an educational campaign will help mitigate the number of "contamination incidents" this summer. #yql
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Jason Kenney reportedly told aides he was "sick of being asked if he likes 'JoJo's Bizarre Adventure'."

"No I fucking don't. It sucks. Ban it. Ban it. It's so lame. Ban it."

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Proposed #UCP policy would require that schools report children to their parents if they like anime or have friends who like anime.

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In a move surprising nobody

[Kent Morrison @KentMorrison]

Remember that scene from anchorman? #yeg @JonGlasgowCTV

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New study finds criminals don’t obey the law

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To celebrate the killing of Jesus, local man’s trash bin will remain full for one additional week.

#GoodFriday2018

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RIP noted television voice actor Steve Hawkstein

#RIPStevenHawking