AlyssaE

Vikings Football. Wild Hockey. Wolves Basketball. Horticulture. Crafts. Ghibli. Star Wars. LOTR. The Simpsons. Futurama. Husband. Dawgs. Friends & Family.

[Neet @neet_sol]

"Damn you're never stressed at work"

That is because I literally do not care what the outcome is. The company could go bankrupt, the building could get demolished, and I'd just head home

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

The moment America went to shit.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I lowkey love when unserious people have serious jobs. It’s the duality for me.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same

[☠️Daddy Bones☠️ @UpBeatSkeletor]

This is hilarious 🤣💀

[eliz @eliza___v]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae…

Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?

[Covie @covie_93]

A picture is worth a thousand words....

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I'll like it, I can't watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don't know when that will be, and I don't have any more control over it than you do.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Jake paul is a former Disney channel star and that guy’s a rapist so this is probably fine

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

sleeping in your own bed after traveling is an underrated reset

[vvv @g9nsai]

ma nouvelle création : l’ail pensif

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

bitch we thought you died

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Most obvious money laundering operation of all time

[mariana @marianamartzr]

No entiendo porqué los gobiernos y la iglesia siguen preocupados por la baja natalidad. Simplemente deberían usar las costillas de los hombres para crear nuevos humanos.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

I really don’t understand true greed. If I was worth $1 trillion, you’d have to physically stop me from solving as many of the world’s problems as possible.

Everyone would have a home, food on the table, proper healthcare, happiness.

I just don’t get it.

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

Ok. Hear me out…

A Breaking Bad reboot starring these two