Ashleigh Euresti

I can't believe how much we laugh at each other!

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

There is no rubicon. No river, no obstacle preventing us from crossing lines we shouldn’t. We cross them accidentally, we cross them with good intentions, we cross them trying to navigate life. By the time we realize lines have been crossed turning back may not be an option.

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

@sternpinball Hats for bats keep bats warm.

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

I am really disappointed that relatively few opportunities to use a grappling hook have presented themselves in the last 29 years. Maybe I will start caring one…I figure I am due. #grapplinghook #beprepared

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

“Greater than mankind’s ability to inovate and invent is our ability to rationalize.”
-Lb (me)
#quotesaboutlife #life #themoreyouknow

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

This reminds me of the early lyrics from "You Oughta Know":

“Would she give you an over the pants handy in a theatre?
Does she speak eloquently? And would she have your baby?
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent Representative"

#LaurenBoebertIsTrash #LaurenBoebert

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

An unsuspecting Red Tailed Hawk is about to receive a wake up call from an incoming Blue Jay.

Image taken in Summerton, South Carolina by Daniel Riddle.

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

@sternpinball My collection: Last Action Hero, Baywatch, South Park, Avengers IQ Premium, Deadpool Pro (my favorite), Godzilla Pro. Thank you Stern!

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

@fatherblood815 I came her just to see if anyone had tweeted this! Thank you!

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

Question: is Little Bunny Foo Foo’s first name Little or Bunny. Which leads me to ask is it’s last name Foo or Foo Foo? And… does this bunny have a middle name?! #littlebunnyfoofoo

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

@JustFluff67 @discgolftacos I went to high school with him, class of 94. We ran in different crowds, but the awe of Eric’s kindness and how quickly he made you feel at ease made everyone his friend. I think about him often. Thank you for sharing a piece of Eric with us.

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

@JustFluff67 @discgolftacos I think about Eric all the time. He would visit me at the Chief Theater during this last six months and we would just talk movies and about his Porsche Thank you so much for this.

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

I want a Valedictorian system where the reigning Valedictorian defends their title in a winner take all quiz show Jeopardy Ken Jennings event. I love the thought of a small town with a 60 year old Valedictorian ruling the town like Brad Fucking Wesley from Road House. #RoadHouse

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

One of my favorite things about the real world…Is that it is filled with basic bitches. It’s just nice to know that not everyone is an Instagram model, and that I actually belong. #irl #basicbitches

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

Hero’s fall, Rock Bottom is a myth, & Everybody loves a comeback story! Love takes a distant “Are we there yet?” to a comeback story. a comeback story is pure & doesn’t want to bang me. I mean right after the comeback it will make its move, but up until then it is pure. #Shoresy

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

Some guy is selling disembodied VR Pin setups and all I can see are those fuckable disembodied asses from adult stores. I would play the shit out of either, but would have to hide them when company came over. #vrpinball #fuckable #HappyMothersDay #dontopenthatdoor #sextoy

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

Her: I am marinating jack fruit in your mom’s enchilada sauce. Me: Jokes on you I am marinating Dees Nuts in, oh wait you are talking about dinner. That sound delicious #yourmom #dinner

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

I’m going to tell my kids that someone the studies the Bible is called a Bibologist. #Bibology

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

@JordyReyes11 That and “The Egg” cure everything!

[El Jefe 🇩🇴 @JordyReyes11]

BREAKING NEWS:

CDC reports you can go back to work after singing sana sana culito de rana

[Ashleigh Euresti @LettingDaysGoBy]

The Walk of Shame Wonder Woman edition is available at Target just in time for Xmas! #WonderWoman #walkofshame #Target