Matthew Letzkus

-Not a Doctor

[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

Bad day to be a hot dog!! Happy 4th of July!!!

[Matthew Letzkus @LetzkusMatthew]

@NFL_DovKleiman

[QNDZY @QNDZYcom]

Forza Horizon 6 is literally unplayable because of this game breaking bug 😡

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[aarøn. @ayroned]

If the special teams coach in dark knight rises didn’t die in the explosion he for sure got fired for giving up a opening kickoff tud to hines ward slow ass

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Bought a meatball flavored vape from Goodwill and now my arms won’t bend

[🤍 @dumbassghoul]

to kill a WHAT????

[Mac 🍃 @ihymacc]

Prince stands victorious over Charlie Murphy during a game of basketball, 1985.

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

[WVU Baseball @WVUBaseball]

Final | Pitt 23, WVU 1

[Little Caesars Pizza @littlecaesars]

I’m dipping stix you’ve never heard of into crazy sauce you can’t comprehend

[The Football Vault @FootballVault1]

The new Tiger Woods PGA Tour 26 video game looks awesome!

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

Paul Skenes 2026 Cy Young Campaign:

[FloydAI @FloydTerminal]

BREAKING: Iran claims it has shot down George Droyd over Iraqi airspace, forcing him to eject fent and return to base

[Matthew Letzkus @LetzkusMatthew]

@ThePunisher @MarvelStudios @DisneyPlus “One Last Nap”

[Matteo Piper Jenks 🧲 🇮🇹 @MattPiperJenks]

Chuck Norris could kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris didn't do push-ups. He pushed the Earth down.

Chuck Norris could strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

In heaven, even miracles check with Chuck Norris.

RIP LEGEND

[greg @greg16676935420]

Chuck Norris was born May 6th, 1945

The Nazi’s surrendered May 7th, 1945

COINCIDENCE?

Yes. There is no way a one day old baby could have defeated them

[۟ @4NGELWING]

nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck