LevelsDennis

clown market theorist | deepseek wrapper enthusiast

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@lordasado Also, they can’t read

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@KimpShawnkimp75 @GeorgeJSaliba About 17 years ago I paid $3500 for my 87 325is and it was basically flawless, I remember M3s were going for around $15k at the time. Wild.

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@retro_shiftt Those wheels are insane

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@KimbaWhite00 @GareyPrice31 He did say at some point that he learned how to do all those different voices as a kid to annoy his choir teacher

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@nokae_ @twoswordsbeats I think I’ve maybe used crystallizer a handful of times but I use echoboy, decapitator and devil-lok a ton

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@b_isenstadt @FredLambert That’s actually super interesting, I’ve never heard of such a thing

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@TrueSlazac “You see Mr. President, you’re not investing in Iran. You’re investing in YOURSELF.” - the ayatollah, probably

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@synraimu @100sMidnight I’m about to remove my back seat now

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@100sMidnight I don’t even get the caption

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Elon Musk becomes the first low float trillionaire.

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Almost nobody is talking about *thing everybody is talking about*

[MARMOT @Web3Marmot]

🚨 SPACEX: THE BIGGEST EXIT LIQUIDITY IN HISTORY

SpaceX is up 70% from IPO.

Everyone is FOMOing hard.

But almost nobody is talking about the real reason.

Only 4% of shares are available to the public.

So they can paint any price they want.

The playbook never changes:

Hold 96% in your pocket.
Drop a few crumbs into the market.
Pull the chart wherever you want.

But now it’s wrapped as "the biggest IPO in history."

And Wall Street has already found their FORCED buyers.

On June 13, SPCX was rushed into the MSCI indices.

This means every passive fund worldwide is now obligated to buy it.

Not because they believe in Elon Musk.

Because that's how the system works:

If it's in the index, you must buy it.

We're talking about $15–20 trillion in passive funds.

Massive forced demand + tiny float = perfect pump.

But the lock-ups are coming:

August: first 20% unlock
November: another big wave
Day 180: everything unlocked

In other words, early investors will exit in 1–2 months, not in 6 months like most people think.

And who will they sell to?

Retail and those funds that were just forced into the stock.

No one is arguing that SpaceX isn't a real company with a real future.

Moon bases, Mars, orbital data centers: all of this might happen.

But not anytime soon.

Right now, something else is happening.

The US stock market is going through a wild overvaluation of everything.

SpaceX is just the biggest example.

They are selling a dream about space today, at a price that won't make sense for another 15 to 20 years.

And as always, the crowd will buy the top just to fund the exit.

Remember, I've called every major turn for the last 10 years, including short BTC from $111K in October.

My next call will be the biggest one this cycle.

Turn on notifications. Most people will follow me too late.

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For 633 million I will be the gayest person the world has ever seen

[Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @christopherrufo]

SCOOP: California is pressuring public utilities to award $633 million in special contracts to "LGBT-owned" firms. To qualify, residents must go through the state's official gay-certification program—and face up to a year in jail if they're not gay enough.
https://t.co/rOcnPqYJrl

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@coberfranc @niccruzpatane They’re probably both disabled in comfort mode.

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@InThis2getherWW @NicHulscher @MrHarmoniouis Easy, just find some cow shit

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@Mimex5625381 @Photomusicrock Primus meets vulfpeck except weirder

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@RSRoss1234 @0xMerp That’s a cs

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@itslngstryshrt What are you using to hold it?

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It was originally just supposed to prevent people from dying long enough that they could get treatment. Which is good. One of the things that happened since then is that they got rid of felony drug offenses for 10 years or so (just recently reversed, not really being enforced though). So instead of giving addicts a choice between treatment or jail, they just let them go. As a result a lot of good locally funded treatments lost funding. We had massive infrastructure in place for that sort of thing before, we don’t anymore. At this point I think it’s just gotten so big that nobody really knows what do to

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@JoosyJew If I’m reading this correctly, their defense was basically “your honor, my client is retarded”