Levi Smith

One day I'll be dead, but everyday until then I'll be alive.

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

A GRAND WAY TO END THE HOMESTAND!!!

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

Oakley Unveils First Bifocal Visor To Help Philip Rivers Read Playcalling Sheet

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

Psychologists need to study this debate and what personality types support each side. If you have bad news for me:

‘Kick the XP first’ people: lie to me as long as possible to make me feel better

‘Go for two first’ people: tell me ASAP so I can try to do something about it

[Greg Olsen @gregolsen88]

The 2 pt conversation is this

Philly trailed by 15

That’s a 2 score game slightly less than 50% of time (2pt success rate)

It’s a 3 score game the remaining %

You want to know as early as possible how many possessions you need.

That’s why you go for 2 down 9

It’s not debatable at all

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

Me and @PhilMickelson on the same page!!

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

I think the US should experiment with a non-golfer as the next Ryder Cup captain. Get Nick Saban or Coach K out there.

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

This is the first year I’ve followed the MLB trade deadline closely, and as a @Twins fan, boy did I pick a doozy of a year

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

I told my son Harrison I’d give him $5 if Harrison Bader hit a home run today. After a 8th inning game tying pinch hit home run I was happy to pay up! Go @Twins

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

@Bobo_TK3 Can’t wait for a Bryant, Drake, Robert Morris, Troy Final Four

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

Feels like a good time to bring this one up @Bobo_TK3

[The Bobes @Bobo_TK3]

I can't believe Duke is playing against only one player. Robert Morris better be a very talented basketball player.

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

Can we get a shot clock for replay reviews in the NBA? If you can’t tell in 20 seconds call on the court should stand.

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

@troyklongerbo It only ends when us parents take a stand. #makekindergartenchillagain

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

Am I the only one that remembers kindergarten being chill? My 5 yo just brought these to me and said, “dad, a rectangular prism, a sphere, and a cylinder.” And he’s learning to read? When did all this start?

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

I’ve got big money on Noah Kahan over 5 assists in tonight’s Celebrity All-Star game.

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

@Bobo_TK3 Laviska Shenault Jr is available 👀

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

I’ve made an effort to acquire guys with cool names every chance I get in my keeper league. So far it’s brought me:
-Chuba Hubbard
-Bucky Irving
-Puka Nacua
-Ladd McConkey
-Nico Collins
-Rome Odunze
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[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

I think about this a lot (this is a Wedding Crashers quote btw) #deeptweets

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

Guy watched me hit it to here on a par 3. When he got up to the green he shouted ahead “how long was it?” I hollered back “about 6 inches!”. A woman walking by to a different tee box immediately responded with “that’s what she said” and I’ve never been more proud of a stranger

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

@troyklongerbo The follow through. The almost scrape. Amazing.

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

NBA play-off basketball is borderline unwatchable if you have a rooting interest. The amount of subjectivity and the impact the officials can have on the game makes it almost impossible to feel like your team isn’t getting consistently hosed.

[Levi Smith @LeviJSmith]

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