Levi Maynard

A lot of nothing- Just drunk tweets for my own entertainment.

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

I think my liver ghosted me bud #ehohwell #katiecalledmeout

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

Theres not a whole lot of things that piss me off more than pinball #fuckthisgame

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

"Tooters, its like Hooters, but for asses" - infinite cable wisdom #bar #bacon&potatoepizza #butts #shitcalebsays

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and the buns come in packs of 8? Fuckin need answers now #pbr

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

"Ain't no electric bikes in the hood levi" -derek (after watching the purge) #getumbud #birthdayredbullvodka

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

Get used to the heat, 'CAUSE YOURE GONNA BURN IN HELL #Crazysubwayguy #cheeseballsatthebar #fuckem

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

The drunker i get, the cooler weirdos become. #accurate

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

Not feelin it, just gonna delete this monday real quick *clicks button #beepboop #17pages #dbz #gogetfat

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

I have never died from not doing things yet ever. #proveit #lesbiansarentgay #thinkbouttit

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

If you can't fix it with zip ties and duct tape, you can't fix it. #begone #stickynote #neighbor

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

Its black Friday and also its Friday and also its black. I'll take it hahah #lovewitdacoco

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

The worst part about heart attacks is they probably happen when you're having a great time #monsterthoughts

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

If she doesn't find you handsome she better find you handy #redgreenshow #maine #skinnydip

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

Fishing on the dock and here comes a naked sean swimming along #lilguy #nofuckshuhguy?

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

I just need to re-channel that #fuckit energy

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

Hey Twitter thanks for the memories. I've been referencing blumpkins for about 4 years now. Duck yeah #america runs on #blumpkins

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

"You might not be able to see it with binoculars, but I'm still proud of it" #pissexcellence #pewpew

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

Started from the bottom, never went up #allgone

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

Brakes only slow you down in life

[Levi Maynard @LeviMaynardkbud]

Everyone's in a hurry to go fuckin no where. Church happened 4 hours ago you dumb fuck #Yvonnes #nokidnoproblem