Me- “You do know how to back a trailer, right?”
Employee- “Oh yeah I’ve been backing trailers my whole life.”
My truck- “The lie detector test determined that was a lie.”
“Levi, your truck is 25 years old and is always breaking down on you. Just go buy a new truck and be done with it.”
Me- “Yeah, you’re probably right.”
*buys second motorcycle*
This guy to my left is the leader of a local motorcycle gang for people that aren’t that intimidating. He is also the only person in the county that still goes to the public library
“If you get this vaccine you are a sheep” DUDE if you wouldn’t let the government put a microchip in you to allow you to safely have a beer with the boys, fix yourself