Jordan

art/ design @wonderbooksteam @jordanlevinedesign

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

Beavers and groundhogs you’re on notice #caddyshack

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

Chuck, get yo Mansgione!

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

they’re torturing the duo lingo bird again. again i have not been on the app in years, i’m just observing.

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

😂 cities that have a 0 at the beginning of their zip code… what is this, a username?

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

It’s hard to find a good living situation that’s not wierd, you think you get one but then you find out about the “shared bath.”

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

what do chipotle and a casino have in common?
they both use free chips to get you in the door.

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

just realized the abbreviation for poopoo would be PP. huh

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

kinda confusing when your product name is gas, but it’s actually a liquid.

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

i want to start something called the IMF, the International Manly Fund.

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

i’ve never seen a group trying to get laid more than a sextet.

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

you think it’s special to play carnagie hall till you find out it’s a chain.

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

pens are one of the top items to go missing.

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

i think the root of Baltimore’s problems is the fact that the main thoroughfare is called North Ave and it goes east to west in the exact center of the city

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

if we're calling Columbus day Indigenous Peoples day, should we be calling St. Patricks day Druids Day?

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

i cannot even imagine what it’d be like to be dancing behind a dj on stage

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

for the first time i’m actually looking for a cool dry place for my probiotics, is the inside of an empty graham cracker box good?

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

i’m so glad Steve Vai has that handle cutout on his guitar, he’s getting a little older now.

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

i ain’t been on there in years but wtf are they doing to this duolingo bird and why?

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

they really missed an opportunity to have Mark Frost do the Unfrosted story

[Jordan @LevineJordan]

sure animals may be intelligent but do they ever say hi, how ya doin to each other?