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i try to be good at chemistry (he/him) | chem grad student UCSB | UT Austin 2020

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if u have residency in Texas, not only do u pay in-state tuition for college, you are also legally a member of BROCKHAMPTON

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

getting aura is so simple sometimes

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

Jimmy Vivino, hit me

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Nuclear boobs

[jelly @bruhjoint]

how i feel asking my non baseball friends if they wanna sit through 3 hours of guys standing and sometimes running with me

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Whenever I spin as I throw something into the garbage can, I feel the genetic memory of my gorilla ancestors going ape shit,, iykyk

[The Iron Foot @jimshouseaddict]

Drinking beer, learning birds

[skylar @skyglorp]

Valid TA four paragraph crashout about our essay papers

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.

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Miller the Killer truly is the best closer in the MLB #MillertheKiller #Padres

[Jake Lundahl @LundahlHorses]

Civilization was built by people like this, and there is a stunning lack of gratitude in our culture for their work.

In this specific case, at least half of the apple varieties in Brown’s collection were considered “lost” until he personally tracked them down and saved them.

He literally went on quests where he did things like, tracking a lost variety back to a stump of a long-ago-cut-down tree near an abandoned homestead in remote Appalachia, took cuttings from the green shoots coming out of the stump, brought them back and planted them.

Absolute legend.

[ISSPissTracker @ISSPissTracker]

NEW PISS RECORD

[Karl 🇹🇫🍺🚜 @Karl98Kurz]

Je suis agriculteur et la principale raison de pourquoi je met tout le temps des gants c'est que madame a pas spécialement envie de se faire trifouiller les entrailles par des paluches de troll des cavernes.

[radbro @radbro]

Stepped into a faraday cage and my internal monologue disappeared

[Bill @20gaShotgun]

"Wasians" are a depraved modern attempt to recreate Russians from first principles.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

When I hear steely Dan I imagine that’s how a dog feels when it sees a bone or tennis ball

[tautologer @tautologer]

fun fact: you can say "that's how they get ya" about almost any circumstance and it's always funny

[Nevada State AFL-CIO // Pass the #PROAct @NVAFLCIO]

Sex workers at one of Nevada’s legal brothels are unionizing with the Communications Workers of America (@CWAUnion), organizers told The Nevada Independent on Tuesday. If successful, it would be the first time brothel workers unionized in the U.S.

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

There’s been a lot of historic stuff to happen in Pennsylvania so far this century… this right here might be the most historic

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