Leviticus, PhD, MBA

CEO of Exxon Mobil Corp/ Pledge Master of Sigma Chi ‘64

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

Taking my last final in my cap and gown to let them know I already won #cbtm

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

The nightmare might come true… stuck in Columbia post grad

[Alshon Jeffery the third (Rick) @burritolov3r69]

FUCK THE TIDE

[Alshon Jeffery the third (Rick) @burritolov3r69]

Turfed the living room, can’t wait to run some Oklahoma drills

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

@TDs5Points are you guys busy?

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

My gf this weekend has signed up for draft kings to gamble after I won a $5 hand and called out a gay dude at the bar for being gay #iminlove

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

If you drive with headphones/earbuds in and your not an uber driver your an idiot and a liberal #crabstalk

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

Nothing makes me wanna run someone off the road more then a student driver, be patient sign

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

@Willieonhere Hero’s only a sub pal

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

@burritolov3r69 16 is generous, more like 20 grinding towards that bachelor

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

My buddy is headed to the airport in the athletic director fit. He’s hoping to get upgraded to the big seat on Spirit #lank

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

My hefty roommate woke up at 9am for the first time and went to the gym. He followed it up with quick goon and now he’s eating moonshine peaches while tanning and commanding a homeless man to clear our yard.

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

Europe was cool for the most part, but here’s what they need to fix:
1. Water taste like shit
2. Not being able to take the cap off a bottle
3. There dogs are ugly (Spanish dogs were much better then Italian dogs)
4. There toilets are gay
5. Boarding airplanes
6. No guns

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

@burritolov3r69 Looks like I’m gonna have an emergency everytime I drive #ferds

[Alshon Jeffery the third (Rick) @burritolov3r69]

3 pack of Budweiser-perfect emergency glove compartment beers.

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

@sosabrasilll I respect the attempt to send #nelk

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

Touchdowns Philly cheesesteak: It’s a solid 6.5/10 it was good but $20 with gratuity and no fries I can’t go higher

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

Philly cheesesteak at touchdowns review coming soon…

[Rodrigo “Hot Rod” Blankenship @SheNeedC]

VIP PICK OF THE DAY🚨:
YBP U1.5 BEERS✅
This line has hit the last 14 days, expect a quiet night from the kid.
#TheLightsAreTooBright

[Leviticus, PhD, MBA @Leviticus_Crabs]

Breast milk cheese and selfie-stick butt plug, I’m patenting these ideas