Levon J Polinelli

Writer/director/producer. Likes cats. My movie, Everybody Gets Stabbed, on Prime. Currently shooting @EmuWarMovie Can I get blocked by Elon? Find out soon!

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@StevenCheung47 Have you seen yourself in a mirror?

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@WhiteHouse Are you all fucking children?

And, yes, this has two meanings.

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@jondelarroz His name literally is a pronoun, you fucking goon.

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@StephenSeanFord @geoffkeighley With a grenade?

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@SecWar I didn't think you could become more of a fragile child but here we are.

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@its_me_jd_again That Trump’s a pedophile and everyone in his circle is working to protect him? Yes.

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@JohnCena prob won’t see this but… Tried to get my gf a shirt; she was SA’d by her boss, and process is putting a strain on her. Couldn’t afford Crown Jewel, but all she really wanted was a shirt, but all sold out, which bummed her out more. Any help would be ace #WWECrownJewel

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@ArthurMacwaters He also offered a flight attendant a horse in exchange for a handjob. What a mensch!

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Hey @elonmusk did you end up going to Epstein Island on 6th December 2014? Were you going on his jet or yours?

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@gidonsaar Fuck off, genocider.

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@SenatorWong

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@NianticHelp so… what part of “increased chance of encountering a shiny pokemon” for paid tickets in Australia boiled down to ONE shiny in the entire weekend?

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@PokemonGoApp so Phantom Ruins research is a total waste of money. No boosted shinies, not worth it at all. Are we even surprised now?

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@RyanGarcia But surely the leopards won’t eat *my* face!

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@elonmusk @wholemars You were off your fucking tits at your own send off.

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@azealiaslacewig You fucking moron

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@jaflm2401 @krypton_yugana @PokemonGOHubNet The ticket was meant to boost them. They literally weren’t appearing at all until after 5pm

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@elonmusk You’d be the guy who gets knocked off within five seconds of the gate opening

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@theliamnissan @calsandy Gaetz was always going to back down. That was the quid to the pro quo. He’s dodged accountability, and provided a noise screen against some of the other picks (which will all be fired within six months anyway).