LewdCord

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#FemboyFriday #FuckAFemboyFriday #FistAFemboyFriday #FetishiseFemboyFriday #ireland

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@slut4headpat oof

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If you currently follow me and don't want to see NSFW shit on your Timeline, I implore you unfollow ASAP. I won't take any offence in it

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@floriographical A hug would be too basic. I would wrap you up in blankets, like a little Florio-burrito. Plonk you on the sofa, put Disney+ on and let you get all warm and fuzzy from classics.

Then we'd discuss the current state of quantum computing and how Qubits are coming along.

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@lolislayer69x @needy4headpats Sounds like a euphemism, so I'm treating it as one

If you're that well endowed... hmu?

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@LewdMicro HANNAH.

The ambulance is on the way

Don't fucking die on me

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@LewdMicro I got your text. I can't get through to you or the landline. I'm heading home right now. Call a fucking ambulance if you're still concious. I love you. Don't go

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@lilypatmyhead Oh, sehr gut. Wie geht es dir?

I lived and worked in Hamburg for about 8 months in 2017

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@lilypatmyhead @LewdMicro Out of interest, what is your mother tongue?

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@jacktheloli66 @LewdMicro I see her nude most days anyway, she refuses to dress at home unless we're expecting guests. Which given the Rule of 6 and all, I can't have 5 friends over so we just don't bother.

Seeing a nude is like looking at a picture of a car you have on your driveway. You see it everyday

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@lilypatmyhead @LewdMicro That "Oskar"..

You're talking to him.

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@lilypatmyhead @LewdMicro I'm not sure I understood that, could you explain with less Text Speak, and more proper use of capitalisation and grammar?

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@tunolious @LewdMicro She said on WhatsApp that "you'll never get 50 likes lol"

So I changed my mind.

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@LewdMicro And that is why I call you my little slut.

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@tunolious @LewdMicro I'm honored to be tagged this much.

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@lolislayer69x @LewdMicro Day 6 of the offer being present.

5 days of letdown

she still hasn't stripped and remade her bed. It's done every wednesday normally

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@lolislayer69x @LewdMicro If she tidies her room and gets ALL the housework done before I get home from work, then yeah probably

But this is Hannah. She struggles to finish a tub of ice cream, let alone her jobs

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@LewdMicro If you could either reply to the text, or give me follow reccomendations here, that'd be grand.

Also, brownie box. Your weed is there. Where it's always kept when you piss me off.

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@tunolious @lolislayer69x @toeappreciator @LewdMicro Hannah is.. well she jokes around a lot

But can deadpan deliver something and make you wonder.

"I want you to breed me like the slut I am" is one she once almost sang and I knew she wasn't serious. But deadpan delivering "Fuck me before I fuck you" made me wonder.