Lewes Peasant

Stronge of arm and legge, I have notte pox nor dropsy. Unwed.

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@RobKRead @ivyarch @Harveys1790 perfecte!

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@RobKRead @ivyarch shall we go into busyness? Wouldst have to mayke themme fromme upcycled old @Harveys1790 barrels.

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Why one man deserved to be punched in the damn mouth by Buzz Aldrin http://t.co/eTVIiuZ4F4 #longreads

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@rdgresident noted!

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@rdgresident i canst butte trye.

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@Bohemiangirl I thynk humannes lyke that as addes drama whenne unexpectyd happens. Compayre wyth badmynton whych is more varyed but less pop

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@totallylucid123 aha! Mayhappe we dydst unwyttynglye be parte of some EXCHAYNGE. Bothe playces chaynged beyondeth recognytion though.

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@totallylucid123 ha! I wouldst respectfullye dysagree havyng lyved in Bryghton for a greyt manye yeares befforre movyng :-)

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Obvs. styll notte as goode as Lewes butte I'm notte complaynyng.

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For interesstydde partyes myne offyce locaytion also hath the SEA wythyn 100 payces & some of the fynest Regencye archytectuyr IN THE LANDE

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Juste overhearde an estayte agent sellyng the posytyves of the area my offyce is in as "24 hour off lycence. BOOM. Kebabs. BOOM."

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@MooseAllain I doth become Wes Pea.

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@ProgenitorNight wouldst thatte I couldst afforde a hovel wyth a ceylyng to hangge a chandelyer off

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@Bohemiangirl tis butte rayre I partake m'ladye but tonyght wyll see ales consumed

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@Bohemiangirl never hath a day needydde more roastydde stymulante beane to gette it goyng thanne thys one

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Thynk I hath the Lewes equyvalent of the bends as I hath notte beene wythyn porke scratchyng throwyng dystance of a Lewes PUBBE for 2 weekes

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@alastairj @Felixthefemale ha ha! Spotte on!

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@Felixthefemale no, I thynk you myght be onto somethyng theyr.

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@jontywalter thatte maykeths sense syre. I nowe weareth earphones wyth no muysck to try and drowne out theyr chatteryngs