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#bumfica

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

Our W13. 🤍❤️

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Lukaku when Chelsea draws Inter in the Champions League

[Four-Tree-Tree @BumficaFC1]

What a win! Resolute performance from Bumfica against Toit Nups (Not Tockenham Park) and aside from fantastic all round performances, a massive performance from Ciaran The Condom. Our photographer managed to get a photo of him after the game. Supreme work from LR7 too.💫

#COYB

[Four-Tree-Tree @BumficaFC1]

It’s game day! Second game against Wage gap and the bums are looking for the same result 💯 Few familiar faces back in to boost the squad but Ciaran’s out for personal reason.🐈 #coyb #3points #smellynonce

[Four-Tree-Tree @BumficaFC1]

The lineup for today's game against Send Umtities. Seb comes into the lineup after a debut goal. Shay comes in for Rennie who misses out due to self isolating, along with the star boy LR7 💔 Louis keeps his place after a run of impressing performances⚽️🤝

#COYB

[Four-Tree-Tree @BumficaFC1]

Today's lineup for a MASSIVE game against WaGe Gap FC. The biggest game in the club's history, Bumfica will be looking to get justice for the 14 year old that Kyran Driscoll sexually assaulted. Jaja comes into the starting lineup⚽️

#Kyranisapedo #Rape

[Lewis @Lewis53483721]

@BumficaFC1 COYB

[Four-Tree-Tree @BumficaFC1]

LEAKED pre game footage of Louis Jeremiah’s pre game interview for Sunday’s massive game against WaGe Gap FC.

[Four-Tree-Tree @BumficaFC1]

Tonight’s line up vs Real SoSoBad!
Bumfica looking to secure 3 points after a disappointing result last week.
#COYB #Bumfica

[Four-Tree-Tree @BumficaFC1]

Line up for today’s game against Netsix and Chill - what a pathetic team name by the way. Ciaran the condom is back in net after signing on a permanent, whilst James makes his first start. COME ON YOU BUMS.

[Four-Tree-Tree @BumficaFC1]

Bumfica FC has not disappointed with the new logo. How do we feel about it?

Stay tuned for words from the gaffer to follow.

[Four-Tree-Tree @BumficaFC1]

Archie Atwell - “As you can see I’m the grumpiest twat alive. Some of the boys have been saying I’m a fat sloth, I just think I’m messi. We will see an atwell masterclass on Sunday, I can promise you that.”

Wise words from the man in charge.

#bumfica #football #premierleague

[Four-Tree-Tree @BumficaFC1]

The club is pleased to announce the signing of Lewis Roze #LR7.

“I’m so happy to put pen to paper. I’m so much better than the gaffer, and I’m gassed to get some ferda. I’m 5 star 5 star with 99 agility and balance however I’m a bit of a fucking baby so I need to mature a bit.”

[Four-Tree-Tree @BumficaFC1]

Here we go!!
Louis Jeremiah is a done deal. The definition of ‘my dads bigger than your dad’ has been speaking to the gaffer and negotiated a confirmed starting position in our up coming fixtures.

[Four-Tree-Tree @BumficaFC1]

Rumour is flying around that Harvey Cunningham is available as a free agent. He was spotted earlier in his natural habitat balling up with his yoghurt coated legs. Just waiting on paperwork to be signed.

#HiHarv

[Four-Tree-Tree @BumficaFC1]

Deal done 🤝 Harvey Cunningham has joined on loan with an option to buy. He looks like a beaver and he sure as shit plays like one. The yoghurt coated bitch is ready to represent the bums.

#Ronaldo #Yoghurtboy

[Four-Tree-Tree @BumficaFC1]

It’s deadline day!! And the club is pleased to announce this ice cold signing 🐻‍❄️. James Leahmouth has been scouted for his technical abilities and his drive to score and create goals. 🕊🕊🕊#welcomeJim #polarbear

[Bumfica @Bumfica1]

Great performance from the lads! 12-0 win!
Goals:
Mooresy 3
Stobbsy 3
Roze 3
Jeremiah 2
Learmsy 2
Played them off the park class performance⚽️⚽️⚽️ #bumfica

[BumFica @ExeterGently8]

Craving game day like.... #bumfica

[BumFica @ExeterGently8]

Midfield phenomenon @Lewis53483721 has joined up with the club! #bumfica #deadlineday