Ted Lewis

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@IanMellul Everything has to carry a conspiracy theory with it these days. My favorite is how the assassination attempt on Trump at the correspondents' dinner was somehow a setup. If so, I'm curious about how they rehearsed it.

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@ScarboroughMike Apples and persimmons

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@cl_tampabay What,'s mons Venus doing to help out

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@HonestLarry1 Crawfish boil

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@MrCFB Tremendous person. Tony, you were his good friend. I know exactly how much your heart is aching tonight,
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Blue Bayou and Memphis

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On the other hand, Kate has been faithful and adds class in every appearance. Get a life!

[✨️ᗩᑭᖇIᒪ ᗩ ᗷᖇOᗯᑎ♡ @AprilABrown1]

The one and only Princess of Wales. Sorry Kate doesn't have the range, style, glamor, compassion, personality, work ethic, class, or grace.

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Darth Vader's spare uni.

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Why not?

[Sh @Sharinberg]

Would you vote for an LGBT candidate for President of the United States?

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It's Now Or Never

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I've been looking for you.

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Delusional

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What do you call people who still give money to Trump?

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Rock Around the Clock

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yes i would

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Yes!

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Yes!

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Mad

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Thanks.

[Drew Porche @TalentStats]

@LewisAdvocate Speaking of going down memory lane, here is a pic of one of your articles from 1984.

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Country Music Lovers?

[ANN is still European🇬🇧#FBPE#GTTO @56blackcat]

Happy Sunday you beautiful Sinners!

How many boxes do you tick?
Will I see you in Hellfire? 😉

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@ThatEricAlper This is Elvis.