Lewis Carroll

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle!

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I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.

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There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

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O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

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Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.

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I have proved by actual trial that a letter, that takes an hour to write, takes only about 3 minutes to read!

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The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

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That's the reason they're called lessons, because they lesson from day to day.

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Which form of proverb do you prefer: Better late than never, or Better never than late?

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“What I tell you three times is true.”

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“One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others”

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No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.

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Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.

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@spookysally "But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!" :)

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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

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"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings".

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I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

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Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.

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It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward.

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In some ways, you know, people that don't exist, are much nicer than people that do.

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That which chiefly causes the failure of a dinner-party, is the running short-not of meat, nor yet of drink, but of conversation.