Lewis Cooper

Genuinely average AG Triathlete for @RAFTriathlon & connoisseur of cycling to country pubs to drink ale. Also work for @cycleretreats (Luxury cycling holidays)

[Lewis Cooper @LewisCooper91]

@gregbagwell Without the FRI that was promised to RAF Techs, we will be screwed. The head shed over promised and under delivered when they said this time last year we would have it by April 24

[Lewis Cooper @LewisCooper91]

Standing in the queue at the Post Office makes time feel likes it’s standing still. Got to be a better way of doing this.

[Rush @exRAF_Al]

#OTD in 1999, Oliver Reed died during the filming of Gladiator. He had consumed 8 pints, 12 shots of rum, half a bottle of whisky, and cognac after challenging sailors from HMS Cumberland to a drinking contest. He then defeated several sailors in armwrestling before collapsing.

[Lewis Cooper @LewisCooper91]

@WatkinsDyf32426 @Foxy2Para Capita don’t run RAF recruitment

[fill your boots @MilitaryBanter]

Officer wives have written to the Telegraph and looks like new beard policy has been binned

[Lewis Cooper @LewisCooper91]

@joannasbarlow @Strava Worst feature ever

[Lewis Cooper @LewisCooper91]

Hey @o2 just a quick note to say how useless your customer service is. How is it this deal is online… but not available on your ONLINE app? Switching to a new provider now 👌

[Lewis Cooper @LewisCooper91]

@Amy_Leahw @Dreams_Beds Shocking worst bed we’ve ever shagged in.

[Lewis Cooper @LewisCooper91]

Cyclists of Twitter. Please share this event which is raising money for a great cause, in memory of a great #Veteran who sadly lost his battle with #PTSD last year. @UKCycleChat @UkTriChat @cyclingweekly @220Triathlon

[Geraint Thomas @GeraintThomas86]

Well, if I couldn’t win, I thought I might as well try and help an old mate out. Call it an early retirement pressie @MarkCavendish 🤣 Chapeau mate 👌 #Giro

[Lewis Cooper @LewisCooper91]

@Amy_Leahw @TadhgHickey Fucking hell

[Lewis Cooper @LewisCooper91]

@gregbagwell Crap serviceability record though. Too complicated compared to the C130.

[john sturgis @sturgios]

This is very sad news....I'm told the reason the marriage broke up was that she found out her her husband had kids in America

https://t.co/tjUEXYn9VX

[Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow]

Just heard Bear Grylls on Louis Theroux saying he doesn't call it an 'alarm clock' he calls it an 'opportunity clock' and I think I could use my vagina as sandpaper now

[James Graham @mrJamesGraham]

A Prime Minister may fall today. Soak up the history, guys. Days like today only come around every couple of months

[Lewis Cooper @LewisCooper91]

This

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

Middle of the lane for me on my bicycle please. This is why

[Johnny Mercer @JohnnyMercerUK]

Fuck me, he’s nailed it. Every word. 👇

[Lewis Cooper @LewisCooper91]

@TimMcKenna01 @Shell @BritishCycling I couldn’t believe it when I got the email cheerily announcing the partnership.

Seriously off the mark with this one BC!

[Lewis Cooper @LewisCooper91]

@CadburyUK How did this pass your quality control system? £0.70 and I’ve been done out of half my chocolate bar! #cadburys #chocolate #customerservice

[Lewis Cooper @LewisCooper91]

@NicholasEvo Wow that does not feel like a year ago!