Lewis Deakin

[Stunner @invertCucurella]

🚨JUST IN: Rooney says Xabi Alonso should add John Terry to his assistant coaches and says they will be unbeatable

"If Xabi Alonso really takes the Chelsea job, the first phone call I’m making is to John Terry. Honestly, I think that combination would be frightening for the rest of the league."

"Xabi gives you the tactical side — the structure, the control, the modern football ideas. But John Terry gives you something different. He gives you mentality."

"When you think about the best Chelsea teams, Terry was the heartbeat of all of them. He understood pressure, leadership, dressing room standards — things you cannot teach from a tactics board."

"Chelsea have talented players already, nobody doubts that. What they’ve lacked at times is personality during difficult moments in matches. Terry would immediately raise the standards inside that dressing room."

"And imagine young defenders learning every day from someone like Terry while also working under a coach as intelligent as Xabi Alonso. That’s dangerous."

"You need balance in coaching staffs now. One coach handles the tactical details, another drives intensity and mentality. Xabi and Terry would complement each other perfectly

"I honestly think fans would reconnect with the club immediately if they saw a figure like Terry back on the touchline. Some people just represent Chelsea."

"Put those two together with the squad Chelsea already have, and I genuinely believe they could become one of the hardest teams in Europe to beat again.

[CentreGoalHQ @centreGoalHQ]

🚨🎙️| Pep Guardiola:

🗣️“First of all, I want to apologize to Chelsea fans because what happened yesterday was very painful to watch. I watched the game back and honestly, Chelsea should have had at least two clear penalties maybe even more. I was shocked that none of them were given.

As managers we accept losing, but losing because of decisions like that is very difficult because it breaks the hearts of supporters who spend their money, time and emotions supporting their clubs. Football should never make fans feel cheated.

I’m happy we won, yes… but I have to be honest. Those decisions were not fair to Chelsea. If that happened against Manchester City, I would be speaking even louder. Referees and VAR need to do better because moments like this damage football.”

[Frank Khalid OBE @FrankKhalidUK]

Once upon a time.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

We're not all going to agree on everything, and that's fine in Restore Britain. Healthy debate is welcome. But we do all agree that we want our country back.

And the only way to get that is through electing a Restore Britain Government.

[Gary Brecka @thegarybrecka]

Dana’s not wrong about one thing: the hardest part of a long fast isn’t hunger… it’s the world constantly trying to feed you.

After about 36–48 hours, the physiology shifts.

Insulin drops.
Growth hormone rises.
Your body starts clearing out damaged cells through a process called autophagy.

That’s the cellular “cleanup crew” most people never activate because they’re eating every 3–4 hours.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Elon Musk: "As we advance the Neuralink devices, you should be able to actually have full body control and sensors from an Optimus robot. So, you could basically inhabit an Optimus robot."

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

Ben Habib comes to the defense of @RupertLowe10 and blasts Nigel Farage for maliciously lying about the reason for his removal from Reform.

[alpha5tate 🇺🇸 @alpha5tate]

We finally get it. Rest in peace, Michael.

[America @america]

Elon Musk’s full appearance at the World Economic Forum:

[Man United Media @ManUnitedMedia]

Inject this into my veins. 😍😍

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

This voice impressionist stole the show at the #JakeJoshua post-fight press conference 😂

(via @MostVpromotions)

[Chris Eubank Jr @ChrisEubankJr]

Regardless of the outcome Jake Paul got into the ring with an Olympic gold medalist & former heavyweight world champion & tried his best until the very end. You have to give that man his respect now… he’s done what most would never & he didn’t give up. Well done Jake.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Trump is suing the BBC. Good luck to him, I say.

[Max @MaxFSport]

John Terry sends a message to the Chelsea hierarchy for the return of Thiago Silva #CFC

[Futy chels @FutyChels]

Zidane-era Ronaldo was pure chaos. That first goal? Only one man alive is pulling that off😮‍💨😮‍💨

https://t.co/zERqzxdFi5

[Lewis Deakin @LewisDeakin]

Baaaaa

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Best caption wins! 🤔