@FPLfrasier Why are you an American larping as a man u fan? You can buy all the jerseys you want you'll never understand us or be one of us you fucking mong
@otunbalion4141 Surprised You Managed To Type That All Out While Flies Drink The Liquid From Your Eyes And Rivers Of Shit And Plastic Flow Past Your Window Mate
@Scott_Pert 1. Be a Swedish man u fan
2. Regularly indulge in incest
3. Remind yourself while you climb onto your brother you've never been to old Trafford, you just buy the jerseys and think you'd ever be accepted as one of us, or understand the first fucking thing aboit terrace culture
@thelittlemans Makes a move less likely, anyone who signs him in the UK its going to be 4 years minimum contract and he'll still be worth 100m, more likely he stays and a gentlemens agreement he can go to an itallian club after a season or 2 on a lower fee