Lewis Worrall

25 • Unfortunately a Reading fan

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@MurderCapital_ Blindness is the whatness.

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@Nyofi_D Course you’ve never run into that problem, have you

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When you’re well overdue a new school uniform but your mum insists it’s still good for another year

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.

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@chadv4rga https://t.co/YOFM9hlZWL

[Byron Richards @Byr0n_r1chard5]

Best £49 I’ve spent #readingfc

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What’s wrong babe, you’ve barely worn your anti-swastika pin?

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The Unknown really has come a long way from the Gypsy Woman - Crystal Waters music video

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Max Verstappen is a condom

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Lord knows, it would be the first time…

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@nursedoubled She’s thoughtful x

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Hog roast to celebrate anyone?

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

He’s back 🔥

Congratulations @David_Cameron 👏

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@nursedoubled And some corners have corners

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@hxnnahp_ Sainsbury’s southern fried chicken wrap shits all over Tesco’s. And that’s facts

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Growing up is realising Sainsbury’s meal deal > Tesco meal deal

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@christrim321 Up the Waitrose (I cannot afford Waitrose)

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Isn’t that what the Qatar World Cup were saying about LQBTQ+ armbands 😬🤔

[Emily Hewertson 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @emilyhewertson]

Why choose to play football in this country if you’re not willing to have the basic decency to respect our traditions?

Especially one that commemorates the fallen?

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Wow @lastdinnerparty. Just wow 👏🏻.

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“It’s time for a change” so let’s do that by not changing and voting Tory again. Makes sense 🤔

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

"It's time for a change, and we are it"

PM Rishi Sunak finishes his speech by promising to "give the country what it so sorely needs… so that we can build a brighter future for everyone"

Follow live https://t.co/mzLat7SSy5

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@nursedoubled Yeah I’d have to get a bus, national rail and tube 😐