Lewis

[Paddington Bear Updates (no affiliation) @fakepaddington]

paddington bear has vowed to kill james corden on sight

[Lewis @LewisKendrick3]

@Bigmommashaus

[Neil Friday McGourty @Mcgourty22N]

Why do they have to do these photo ops of politicians pulling pints or serving food? I don’t come to your work and starve 2 million Kids do I?

[David Brent Fans @DavidBrentMovie]

Prince Andrew when he finds out Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested

[Dr Rosena @DrRosena]

Tone raised:
https://t.co/YwJOrwsUDl

[Peep Show Quotes @PeepShowQOTD]

"What we really need to do is create a powerful sense of dread. See, the longer the note the more dread."

[emily @_98emilyp]

Santandave take a bow please x

[Dan @Dodge___]

Hahahahaha what an absolute fucking nation of bootlickers we are, they've shit on us for 10 years and now they've got no choice but to put our money back into the economy and people are fawning over them 😭 fucking pathetic servant mindset

[Claire Abigail @foolsgold_]

More than £200,000 raised to get Big Ben to bong for Brexit.

Meanwhile I’m spending £50 of my own money to ensure the kids in my class all have a whiteboard pen.

This country is ridiculous.

[Peep Show Quotes @PeepShowQOTD]

"That was YOUR job, you fucking moron! You cretin! YOU'RE A FUCKHEAD! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! A FUCKING SHITHEAD!"

[. @shameless_szn]

“Card declined , come on Susanna up you get” #GeneralElection

[ScotRail @ScotRail]

We're here to help you.

[Marcus Barnett @marcusbarnett_]

there’s no excuses my friend, etc

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

In 2017 Amazon subsidiaries in the UK paid £5 million in tax while making £8.6 billion in sales. That’s like someone on £30k paying just £17 in tax.

That's where Labour's magic money tree is.

[Tez @tezilyas]

Every terrorist attack since 7/7 has happened under a Conservative Government.

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

Boris Johnson has described children of single mums as:

- ill-raised
- ignorant
- aggressive
- illegitimate

Boris Johnson also said the working class are:

- drunk
- criminal
- aimless
- hopeless
- have low self-esteem

Boris Johnson doesn't care about ordinary people.